BitchScopes for March 1st - March 8th
Overall this looks to be a very positive week with a strong dose of compassion, harmony, appreciation for other people, and fun flirty energy. But it isn’t all Spring Break and free love. There is a strong emphasis on the future and moving toward our higher purpose. However, the focus you require to reach those goals and dreams may be hard to find this week as many shiny things and pretty people may make it hard to concentrate. You may feel distracted and see many squirrels.
Most of the tension will be internal as you try to find a balance between the sexy, flirtation energy, and the tug toward something much more meaningful. Marriages and intimate relationships should have a pleasant week and good communication of deep thoughts and feelings. The relationship energy is pretty sweet, and both the Sun and Venus in Pisces may have you using the heart-eye emoji more than usual.
While you may be in love with love, don’t forget to work on plans for your future. Spend some time with your feelings and explore what feels like the perfect marriage of your skills and your perfect “job”. Give your soul and heart as much attention as you give to other people this week.
3/2 Mercury trine North Node - gives you strong mental energy and drive to move toward our purpose. You may discover an untapped talent within yourself that will move you toward your calling. This is also a time which offers the opportunity to promote yourself and be well received.
3/2 Vesta square North Node - Emphatic focus on reaching the soul’s purpose, but something feels like it is in the way. Reaching your goals requires flexibility and a choice of solutions.
3/3 Venus sextile Uranus - makes you crave more excitement in our social and love lives; romantic flings are favored. Money may unexpectedly show up during this transit. Sudden creative bursts and breakthroughs are possible.
3/3 Mars enters Gemini - You may find it hard to focus, and flit from one project to another. We are hungry for learning and for digesting interesting information.
3/4 Mercury conjunct Jupiter - offers you good news, optimism, and luck.
3/4 Juno trine Neptune - brings sympathy, harmony and understanding in intimate relationships
3/5 Venus sextile Lilith - You will feel an emphasis on sexual freedom and unique expressions of beauty and values. Your values challenge social norms
3/5 Sun square Lunar Nodes - This is the halfway point between eclipses, and tells us we are at a turning point. In the same way you must slow down and make a choice when you reach a fork in the road, we have to pay closer attention to what is going on around us in this energy. Being too much in the past or the future will serve no purpose. Be in the moment.
3/7 Pallas enters Pisces - You want to resist and make big changes, but also crave peace and understanding; compassion is increased.
3/8 Mercury sextile Juno - gives you increased ability to communicate thoughts and feelings to your partner
ARIES - The very top of your chart is emphasized right now, so working on goals is not at all foreign to you, the most driven of all the bitches. You may feel like things are sort of chaotic right now, or like you don’t have control. Good news, bad news...the good news is, you don’t have control, and the bad news is, you don’t have control! Don’t try to steer the river, silly bitch. Get in the boat and let it take you somewhere. This doesn’t mean you don’t have a say. You’ve already entered your desired destination coordinates into the ships log (or whatever. Damnit Jim I’m an astrologer, not a ship captain!) and what feels like chaos right now is actually the creative process of the universe. The road (or river. Or spaceship course…?) to success is rarely tidy and straight. Trust the process.
TAURUS - You’re undergoing a bit of a purification or detoxification process right now. Before you get to your next milestone, you have to let go of some baggage. You may be too focused on the future and missing important info in the present. You can’t really enjoy the freedom that is coming if you don’t take time to think about the ways you’ve allowed yourself to be prisoner up to now. Standing still and being quiet can be nerve wracking because all there is is you, and your inner bitch. Let the discomfort wash over you, because when that tide ebbs again, it will take all that crap with it. THEN you can move ahead!
GEMINI - Regret is wasted energy (unless its about a misspelled tattoo, in which case, get that shit fixed). You wouldn’t be who you are now without all the events and people that make up your path up to now. If you find yourself wishing you could redo some part of your past because you think it would create a better future than the one currently before you, then there’s a strong chance you are just afraid of the unknown. There’s nothing to be afraid of. It is literally unknown, so how can you know to be afraid of it? Trust that your path has been, and will be perfect and that you have everything you need to succeed going forward.
CANCER - Personal relationships are emphasized for you right now. If there is a goal within a partnership, don’t lose sight of the personal and important details of the day to day as you try to move toward the overarching goal. Find the balance between the big picture and the details. In keeping your eye on the big picture, it can be tempting to try to figure out shortcuts to the desired destination, but then you’d be screwing up some of the important details. When you are driving, you look through the front windshield to the road ahead, and you occasionally glance to your side and rear view mirrors to make sure things are on track and safe. You are safe. And you’re about to have a big, successful breakthrough. Stay balanced.
LEO - As much as we’d sometimes like to, ignoring the uncomfortable past will not lead us to a more pleasant future. We have to acknowledge what is behind us in order to move forward. Be realistic, pragmatic, and in acceptance for who you are because of where you’ve been. This integration and thoughtful planning will get you where you want to go. A relationship is coming, or a current one is deepening. But you must fully accept yourself before anyone else can too.
VIRGO - Something new is coming, and it is ok to be excited about it! Oh, you thought those butterflies were a warning? It’s easy to confuse excitement and nervousness. But you are about to step into a process that will transform you in exciting ways. Get to manifesting, bitch! Wish, dream, intend. Be open to the concept of the lead in your life transforming to gold. Tap into your creativity more. Write, sing, paint, dance, play. Creative energy is what will fuel your next experiences.
LIBRA - This week you may be second guessing a choice you’ve made recently, or a decision that you thought you’d figured out. This confusion is normal when you are at the threshold of endings and beginnings. Whatever you have put into motion already, or set your heart on, go in that direction. You have every reason to be excited about the next phase. But don’t let a frustrating or angering situation in the present time cause you to sabotage something better coming. When you chose the road less traveled, there are no tracks to reassure you, so you’ll have to lean into your faith. You’ve got this!
SCORPIO - Don’t be afraid to go a different way, think outside the box, or challenge the status quo. You may even find a way to use your well honed skills for manipulation, and that’s totally OK! Your best path forward is probably the weirdest looking choice. If uncertainty gets the best of you, look for a sign. Remember there’s no such thing as a coincidence, so when you experience something serendipitous, take note. Go that direction. It’s fine if people think you’re an idiot or that you’re making a mistake, Screw them. March ahead on your weird way...you’ll be so glad you did.
SAGITTARIUS - Be aware of how you may have set aside your own values or personal identity for another person, or for a relationship. You may be holding on too tight to something and lost sight of what you really want. Sometimes it's best to let Jesus take the wheel, particularly if you don’t know if you should stay or go. You don’t have to decide right now. Utilize fire to help you gain clarity...and by that I don’t mean set the relationship on fire. I mean, build a fire, light a candle, sage your house. Fire will purify things and bring the answer into focus for you.
CAPRICORN - What’s between your heart and your head? Well, literally it is your throat and your mouth...so speak what your true desire is. Then, when a reasonable opportunity shows up in the next couple-ish weeks, say yes! You may be tempted to overthink it, or wait for another offer, but don’t. If you’re still unsure, seek the middle ground between intuition and reason. Use your magic AND your mind. Stand still in the middle of these 2 things and just breathe. You are a very driven and goal oriented bitch, but sometimes you gotta let the magic happen for you.
AQUARIUS - What in life makes you feel strongest and most powerful? Do that this week. Don’t let anyone else’s opinion about your or your path sway you (even though Aquarius’ rarely ever do that!) Set aside time this week to bring balance to your life. You need equal parts gratitude and desire, rest and work, joy and sadness. Try not to label anything you observe in yourself as negative this week. Even if you feel sad and disheartened, continue to do the thing that makes you feel strong and badass.
PISCES - Your creative energy is very high right now, even though you may not feel very excited about anything at the moment. It’s time to mix things up. Life is a big cauldron of all the things, but you may be keeping your stuff compartmentalized. Let your sexy energy seep into your work, and your work habits seep into your home life and your home energy seep into your circle of friends, and your friends seep into your self. Where you feel constricted, do something that feels expansive. Where you feel afraid, do something that makes you feel joyful. Use your creative fire to shake off the heaviness of monotony.
Most of the tension will be internal as you try to find a balance between the sexy, flirtation energy, and the tug toward something much more meaningful. Marriages and intimate relationships should have a pleasant week and good communication of deep thoughts and feelings. The relationship energy is pretty sweet, and both the Sun and Venus in Pisces may have you using the heart-eye emoji more than usual.
While you may be in love with love, don’t forget to work on plans for your future. Spend some time with your feelings and explore what feels like the perfect marriage of your skills and your perfect “job”. Give your soul and heart as much attention as you give to other people this week.
3/2 Mercury trine North Node - gives you strong mental energy and drive to move toward our purpose. You may discover an untapped talent within yourself that will move you toward your calling. This is also a time which offers the opportunity to promote yourself and be well received.
3/2 Vesta square North Node - Emphatic focus on reaching the soul’s purpose, but something feels like it is in the way. Reaching your goals requires flexibility and a choice of solutions.
3/3 Venus sextile Uranus - makes you crave more excitement in our social and love lives; romantic flings are favored. Money may unexpectedly show up during this transit. Sudden creative bursts and breakthroughs are possible.
3/3 Mars enters Gemini - You may find it hard to focus, and flit from one project to another. We are hungry for learning and for digesting interesting information.
3/4 Mercury conjunct Jupiter - offers you good news, optimism, and luck.
3/4 Juno trine Neptune - brings sympathy, harmony and understanding in intimate relationships
3/5 Venus sextile Lilith - You will feel an emphasis on sexual freedom and unique expressions of beauty and values. Your values challenge social norms
3/5 Sun square Lunar Nodes - This is the halfway point between eclipses, and tells us we are at a turning point. In the same way you must slow down and make a choice when you reach a fork in the road, we have to pay closer attention to what is going on around us in this energy. Being too much in the past or the future will serve no purpose. Be in the moment.
3/7 Pallas enters Pisces - You want to resist and make big changes, but also crave peace and understanding; compassion is increased.
3/8 Mercury sextile Juno - gives you increased ability to communicate thoughts and feelings to your partner
ARIES - The very top of your chart is emphasized right now, so working on goals is not at all foreign to you, the most driven of all the bitches. You may feel like things are sort of chaotic right now, or like you don’t have control. Good news, bad news...the good news is, you don’t have control, and the bad news is, you don’t have control! Don’t try to steer the river, silly bitch. Get in the boat and let it take you somewhere. This doesn’t mean you don’t have a say. You’ve already entered your desired destination coordinates into the ships log (or whatever. Damnit Jim I’m an astrologer, not a ship captain!) and what feels like chaos right now is actually the creative process of the universe. The road (or river. Or spaceship course…?) to success is rarely tidy and straight. Trust the process.
TAURUS - You’re undergoing a bit of a purification or detoxification process right now. Before you get to your next milestone, you have to let go of some baggage. You may be too focused on the future and missing important info in the present. You can’t really enjoy the freedom that is coming if you don’t take time to think about the ways you’ve allowed yourself to be prisoner up to now. Standing still and being quiet can be nerve wracking because all there is is you, and your inner bitch. Let the discomfort wash over you, because when that tide ebbs again, it will take all that crap with it. THEN you can move ahead!
GEMINI - Regret is wasted energy (unless its about a misspelled tattoo, in which case, get that shit fixed). You wouldn’t be who you are now without all the events and people that make up your path up to now. If you find yourself wishing you could redo some part of your past because you think it would create a better future than the one currently before you, then there’s a strong chance you are just afraid of the unknown. There’s nothing to be afraid of. It is literally unknown, so how can you know to be afraid of it? Trust that your path has been, and will be perfect and that you have everything you need to succeed going forward.
CANCER - Personal relationships are emphasized for you right now. If there is a goal within a partnership, don’t lose sight of the personal and important details of the day to day as you try to move toward the overarching goal. Find the balance between the big picture and the details. In keeping your eye on the big picture, it can be tempting to try to figure out shortcuts to the desired destination, but then you’d be screwing up some of the important details. When you are driving, you look through the front windshield to the road ahead, and you occasionally glance to your side and rear view mirrors to make sure things are on track and safe. You are safe. And you’re about to have a big, successful breakthrough. Stay balanced.
LEO - As much as we’d sometimes like to, ignoring the uncomfortable past will not lead us to a more pleasant future. We have to acknowledge what is behind us in order to move forward. Be realistic, pragmatic, and in acceptance for who you are because of where you’ve been. This integration and thoughtful planning will get you where you want to go. A relationship is coming, or a current one is deepening. But you must fully accept yourself before anyone else can too.
VIRGO - Something new is coming, and it is ok to be excited about it! Oh, you thought those butterflies were a warning? It’s easy to confuse excitement and nervousness. But you are about to step into a process that will transform you in exciting ways. Get to manifesting, bitch! Wish, dream, intend. Be open to the concept of the lead in your life transforming to gold. Tap into your creativity more. Write, sing, paint, dance, play. Creative energy is what will fuel your next experiences.
LIBRA - This week you may be second guessing a choice you’ve made recently, or a decision that you thought you’d figured out. This confusion is normal when you are at the threshold of endings and beginnings. Whatever you have put into motion already, or set your heart on, go in that direction. You have every reason to be excited about the next phase. But don’t let a frustrating or angering situation in the present time cause you to sabotage something better coming. When you chose the road less traveled, there are no tracks to reassure you, so you’ll have to lean into your faith. You’ve got this!
SCORPIO - Don’t be afraid to go a different way, think outside the box, or challenge the status quo. You may even find a way to use your well honed skills for manipulation, and that’s totally OK! Your best path forward is probably the weirdest looking choice. If uncertainty gets the best of you, look for a sign. Remember there’s no such thing as a coincidence, so when you experience something serendipitous, take note. Go that direction. It’s fine if people think you’re an idiot or that you’re making a mistake, Screw them. March ahead on your weird way...you’ll be so glad you did.
SAGITTARIUS - Be aware of how you may have set aside your own values or personal identity for another person, or for a relationship. You may be holding on too tight to something and lost sight of what you really want. Sometimes it's best to let Jesus take the wheel, particularly if you don’t know if you should stay or go. You don’t have to decide right now. Utilize fire to help you gain clarity...and by that I don’t mean set the relationship on fire. I mean, build a fire, light a candle, sage your house. Fire will purify things and bring the answer into focus for you.
CAPRICORN - What’s between your heart and your head? Well, literally it is your throat and your mouth...so speak what your true desire is. Then, when a reasonable opportunity shows up in the next couple-ish weeks, say yes! You may be tempted to overthink it, or wait for another offer, but don’t. If you’re still unsure, seek the middle ground between intuition and reason. Use your magic AND your mind. Stand still in the middle of these 2 things and just breathe. You are a very driven and goal oriented bitch, but sometimes you gotta let the magic happen for you.
AQUARIUS - What in life makes you feel strongest and most powerful? Do that this week. Don’t let anyone else’s opinion about your or your path sway you (even though Aquarius’ rarely ever do that!) Set aside time this week to bring balance to your life. You need equal parts gratitude and desire, rest and work, joy and sadness. Try not to label anything you observe in yourself as negative this week. Even if you feel sad and disheartened, continue to do the thing that makes you feel strong and badass.
PISCES - Your creative energy is very high right now, even though you may not feel very excited about anything at the moment. It’s time to mix things up. Life is a big cauldron of all the things, but you may be keeping your stuff compartmentalized. Let your sexy energy seep into your work, and your work habits seep into your home life and your home energy seep into your circle of friends, and your friends seep into your self. Where you feel constricted, do something that feels expansive. Where you feel afraid, do something that makes you feel joyful. Use your creative fire to shake off the heaviness of monotony.