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Greetings goddesses and Bitches…boddesses? Gitches? Whatever. So listen. This week is a bit of a mixed bag, but the bag is a little more intense than usual. Things feel a bit unstable on an emotional level.
For starters, Mars, Venus and the Sun all change signs this week. Valentine’s Day is in the middle of the week, and no matter if you think it’s great or stupid, it is in our collective consciousness and there are feelings and expectations associated with it. V-day, no matter how we try to spin it, often results in disappointment. Then Pluto is very active this week, intensifying things in Aquarius, the sign of humanity.
So from the goddesses we have the following aspects: Circe square Kali, Isis sextile Mercury, Niobe
conjunct Nemesis, Freia conjunct Venus, Sun opposite Artemis, Moon conjunct Pandora, Mercury conjunct Chariklo, Mercury quincunx Lilith, and Mercury square Kali. Just from those aspects I can tell you that this week will be a bit gossipy and pissy and have some negativity afoot. There will be confrontations and conflicts, a desire for revenge for some of us. Mercury dances through several goddess spaces, so we will lean into the intellectual side. We might try to rationalize things, or talk ourselves out of being who we truly are ( just gonna go out on a limb and say it will likely be due to some patriarchal bullshit.) The adversity will motivate us to succeed, possibly out of spite but that is the best kind of revenge! There is nothing more dark goddess than “revenge is the best success”! Kali is the possibly the strongest goddess this week, and she can create some destruction. Be aware of self sabotage, but also don’t be afraid to fuck some shit up (within reason!) to get what you need.
From the traditional planets we have a slightly softer outlook, but there is still an intensity and real drive for power. Venus (a goddess, but also a traditional planet. The only feminine planet other than the moon!) and Mars both move into Aquarius. They both conjunct Pluto and then next week they conjunct each other exactly (which is more like what we want from Valentine's Day). Mars in Aquarius is unique, revolutionary, and seeks independence and progress. Venus in Aquarius is forward thinking and tolerant. Both planets individually conjunct Pluto, which brings a lust for power and for connection. These 2 personal planets in the sign of eccentric Aquarius can shift our values and bring a desire for more original experiences, especially as it relates to human interactions. More on that next week.
The Sun enters Pisces, signaling a period of sensitivity and compassion, and boy does the world need it right now!
Mercury is very active again week, again. He square uranus, sextiles the north Node and chiron, all indicating a strong intellectual vibe to this week.
No matter how you slice it, Pluto’s interactions with Mars and Venus in Aquarius heavily colors the week. The dark goddesses (aka the Bitches) indicate it might feel a lot more personal to us and we might feel righteously pissed off. Whereas the traditional planets indicate a lot of rationalizing and mental gymnastics. It is vitally important that we be true to ourselves this week (and always!), speak our truths, and not be deterred on our path forward. Self compassion is just as important as self advocacy and autonomy, however, so remember to not be too hard on yourself, and not to cut off your nose to spite your face.
A little about Kali, since I’m trying to teach a little each week about the goddesses. She is very
complex and it has taken me years to really connect with her energy. She is ruthless but also benevolent. She works to burn away our more egotistic desires and our “demons”. These are not literal demons, but the pain and suffering we carry around. She has helped me tremendously in facing painful past situations and helping me to move through the feelings around certain events. She is slow to reveal herself to you, but she works quickly. I have made more progress through pain with Kali than any other goddess energy. If you want real changes in your life, I highly recommend trying to connect with her. But you should try to understand her in small bites. Just start with a hello and see what she reveals. Then next time light a candle and sit with her for a few minutes. She is intense. She holds the space for Saturn in my Bitchstrology. Like Saturn she is a taskmaster, but she works more on a spiritual level. Like Saturn, there are rewards for your hard work. I think you will feel more supported with her than you do with Saturn. Her symbology is …frightening. But trust me…get to know what it all means. Because like all strong women, she is often misunderstood and maligned. You can read more of her story here: https://goddessgift.com/goddesses/kali/
Since this week is Valentine’s, let me leave you with a thought about self love and self acceptance: “Kali is often misunderstood as merely a goddess of destruction, but in truth, she represents a much deeper concept: the liberation that comes through embracing every aspect of ourselves.” https://medium.com/@truenorthawakening/unleashing-the-fierce-divine-feminine-embracing-kalis-liberating-path-to-your-authentic-self-2aad02ff7a61
From the traditional planets we have a slightly softer outlook, but there is still an intensity and real drive for power. Venus (a goddess, but also a traditional planet. The only feminine planet other than the moon!) and Mars both move into Aquarius. They both conjunct Pluto and then next week they conjunct each other exactly (which is more like what we want from Valentine's Day). Mars in Aquarius is unique, revolutionary, and seeks independence and progress. Venus in Aquarius is forward thinking and tolerant. Both planets individually conjunct Pluto, which brings a lust for power and for connection. These 2 personal planets in the sign of eccentric Aquarius can shift our values and bring a desire for more original experiences, especially as it relates to human interactions. More on that next week.
The Sun enters Pisces, signaling a period of sensitivity and compassion, and boy does the world need it right now!
Mercury is very active again week, again. He square uranus, sextiles the north Node and chiron, all indicating a strong intellectual vibe to this week.
No matter how you slice it, Pluto’s interactions with Mars and Venus in Aquarius heavily colors the week. The dark goddesses (aka the Bitches) indicate it might feel a lot more personal to us and we might feel righteously pissed off. Whereas the traditional planets indicate a lot of rationalizing and mental gymnastics. It is vitally important that we be true to ourselves this week (and always!), speak our truths, and not be deterred on our path forward. Self compassion is just as important as self advocacy and autonomy, however, so remember to not be too hard on yourself, and not to cut off your nose to spite your face.
A little about Kali, since I’m trying to teach a little each week about the goddesses. She is very
Since this week is Valentine’s, let me leave you with a thought about self love and self acceptance: “Kali is often misunderstood as merely a goddess of destruction, but in truth, she represents a much deeper concept: the liberation that comes through embracing every aspect of ourselves.” https://medium.com/@truenorthawakening/unleashing-the-fierce-divine-feminine-embracing-kalis-liberating-path-to-your-authentic-self-2aad02ff7a61
