Alrighty, bitches...lets see what’s crackalackin! This week I get this feeling of us sort of being pulled in and sort of quietly reflecting or spending some time alone. There is a lot going on and we may just need a moment to gather our thoughts. We could feel both optimistic, and maybe a bit let down by a previous over optimistic period. But I don’t sense anything terrible or dramatic. Sunday could be a rough day as power struggles and egoic expression are likely. So that is a great day to stay home and do something you enjoy. Monday has a lot of positive juju, as both Mercury and Jupiter station direction. Jupiter has been retrograde since May, and the way I like to think of this transit is “out with the old, in with the new”. This time of year, as we both literally and figuratively reap what we’ve sown, Jupiter direct blows and clears a space for the new things we’ve been attempting to manifest. Mercury direct will just make certain annoyances and broken bullshit seem a bit easier to manage. And the best news is that this is the last Mercury hijinx for 2021! My advice for you this week is to chill out and sense the movement and energy around you and within you. Go with the flow and just sway with the breeze. I believe that, as difficult as this year (and last year) was, we are being prepped for blessings...all of us. If you are struggling and would like some hope, please schedule a reading with me.
This week’s scopes are written with “something to look forward to” in mind, and the return of the nicknames for each sign. Enjoy.
Oct 11
- Mercury quincunx Uranus - you might be mentally overstimulated, jumpy, and tense
Oct 13
- Venus sextile Saturn - desire for committment
- Sun quincunx Neptune - delusions
Oct 15
- Sun trine Jupiter - optimism
Oct 16
- Mercury sextile Venus - socializing
- Mars quincunx Neptune - discouraged
Oct 17
- Sun square Pluto- power struggles
- Sun opposed Eris - self expression vs ego; rebellion, tantrums
Oct 18
- Jupiter Direct - out with the old and in with the new
- Mercury Direct - thank Goddess, amirite?
- Mars trine Jupiter - motivated for success
ARIES - You have some fantastic personal growth to look forward to, Horny Bitch. You’ve done a lot of deep work, and you’re not quite done. The Divine feminine within you is ready to give birth to a really productive, abundant, and comfortable cycle of life that you haven’t had in a long time. There is something you need to definitively release to make room for this. You probably know what that is just by reading this, and it would be best if you took some action yourself to move this thing out. But if you’re stuck, life will help this issue out the door.
TAURUS - You’re about to be handed a step up in some area of your life, you Sexy Beast. This is likely related to a personal relationship...one where you have had difficulty making choices or finding peace. You will need to be a better listener than talker for this to come to fruition. Your initial reaction might be defensive, but if you can be slow to respond when this opportunity comes, you will see great reward.
GEMINI - Financial balance is coming to you in the next few months, Gemmie. It might take a few months for the effects of this to really take hold in your life, but it is coming. This looks like a raise or some boost to your income. I feel this is directly related to an idea that you have had, or a problem you have or will solve. It could be the recognition you deserve, or some opportunity from the seeming clear blue. But when you hear the knock at the door, answer it!
CANCER - Something is cooking in your life around the subject of Authority, Crabby Patty. A right will be wronged, or debt will be paid...something like this. The scales are going to balance in your favor in some way in the coming months. I feel that this is money-related or something you’ve been working on manifesting, but it also has the vibe of justice attached to it. (Would love to know what this is when you get it!)
LEO - Well, Bitchwhiskers, guess what? Like a caged lion, you’ve been nervously pacing back and forth in your life, but soon you’ll be able to let your guard down! You’ve been protecting yourself, your family, your heart...something along those lines, or you ‘ve been on high alert trying to make everything as smooth as possible, while behind the scenes you’ve been juggling knives. Something will arrive and relieve that stress and enable you to enter a new cycle with less barbed wire and more creative energy
VIRGO - Well I’ve been seeing this for a while for you, Virgie...good relationship stuff is coming, or it’s already here! The work you’ve done on your own, and on yourself, is going to pay off and this relationship is going to trump all previous ones. The challenge will be for you to share your burdens and not be overly independent. I think the trust will come in not too much time, but you should try to be aware of hyper independence. Enjoy this partnership, you’ve been waiting for it!
LIBRA - Libby, you make what you do look easy, but it really isn’t. There is an art form to handling people and problems the way that you do. And that art form, of which you are a master, will be paying off in the very near future. The acknowledgement and partnership you’ve desired will finally arrive. Congrats!
SCORPIO - The competitive thing you’ve been dreading, or worrying about, is going to somewhat magically solve itself, Stinger. Your intuition about this is hard to hear over the anxious whirring of gears in your head, but trust that this is going to go in your favor. Work on trusting your gut and your intuition so that you can see this victory coming...because it is!
SAGITTARIUS - There’s a lot of feminine energy afoot in your life, Madge (because it rhymes with Sadge and I always have trouble with your nickname!). There is a subtle, behind-the-scenes sort of genius that is already in motion for your benefit. The result is going to be a pretty significant expansion in your career or income sector. It is easy to fall into that assertive masculine energy to get what you want, but in the coming months, practice receiving!
CAPRICORN - Are you feeling sappy, Cappie? Maybe reflecting on your childhood or thinking about relatives that have passed? Well that wistful nostalgia is actually working in your favor. There is a deep healing happening that requires little to no effort from you. I don’t say this lightly, but … the world will be your oyster! All you have to do is be yourself. And trust that when Saturn kicks your ass, and you do the work, you get rewarded...that’s what this is!
AQUARIUS - You know that alien joke “take me to your leader”? Well Spock, that is going to be YOU. Your natural leadership abilities are finally going to pay off, probably thanks to Saturn in Jupiter in your sign. This may come in the form of you being your own boss, something you’ve wanted but have been unsure how to achieve. Secretly, a fear of success and responsibility has held you back, but that is falling away. You’re ready, and we’re ready for you!
PISCES - Your enthusiasm for your passion is about to be re-ignited, Nemo! A big breakthrough is on its way to you, and something you’ve wished for is going to arrive with it. No matter how you look at this, success is imminent, and your hard work, patience, and imagination will be paying off! Congrats!