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Bitchstrology for the week of 11/27 - Evolution and Awakening

We start the week off with that Full Moon in Gemini, which I talked about last week.  I don’t think this is going to be a soft full moon. This girl is opposite Mars and Square Pluto.  I think words might fly. Truths can be uncovered.  Things will be illuminated.  Gemini is a bit of a shit talker, so keep yourself in check. Although if something comes up and bites you in the ass, it probably isn’t something you said very recently.  This moon is for letting things go. Get rid of clutter. Get rid of shitty friends. Get rid of noise in your head (hahaha. I wish!) Simplify.  This is a time of year where we get really insane, but what we really need is  to honor the season and slow down, breathe, take our time, sleep, notice what is beautiful around us. Use this moon to de-clutter your life, your mind, your house, your work space.  Look at your list of projects and see if it needs to be narrowed.  Look at all your lists and see what needs to go. ...

BitchStrology for the week of Nov. 20th and the Full Moon in Gemini 11/27 - WATCH YOUR STEP!

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Well I’m just going to cut right to the chase, Bitches…this week is a veritable land mine of frustrated energy and personal triggers. The energy on that builds slowly until next Monday…sounds like fun! Let’s dive in! So first up, we have a Full Moon next Monday, but I’m covering it this week so you can prepare. Do you even prepare, bro? You should. Especially for this one! This M-F’er is in Gemini and I’m not gonna be a fan.  Gemini is a bit reactive and fluctuating in its energy and focus, and a bit haphazard with emotions. Gemini’s strength is in creativity, wittiness, intellectual curiosity, and smarts in general. Gemini, ruled by Mercury, is very intellectually dominant.  Thoughts move at lightning speed. Geminis tend to talk fast, because they think fast.  But a Full Moon is quite emotional.  This one is a doozy, I’m telling you. Spend 30 minutes this week thinking about, meditating on, journaling about Gemini energy and Full Moon energy and how this combo co...

Bitchstrology for the week of November 13th

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I'm calling this week's summary: "HAIL, HAIL, THE GANG’S ALL HERE!" but I also feel like the unofficial USMC motto "Improvise adapt overcome" applies. Everyone is represented this week, but there are a lot of awkward aspects, namely the good ol' quincunx. So, you know how last week I was kinda hoping for an easy Scopes-writing time, but I didn’t get it because there’s a New Moon in Scorpio conjunct Mars and opposite Uranus? Welp I didn’t get it this week either! Every major planet in our Solar System is represented in this week’s transits, and I don’t know that I’ve seen that before. If I have, it hasn’t registered.  But we have something from every single planet this week, plus both Lilith and Eris, and all of the goddess asteroids: Ceres, Juno, Pallas, Vesta, AND Chariklo, and Chiron!  WOW.  What we don’t have is any planets changing signs or stationing retrograde or direct. We start the week with a New Moon… So I guess I’ll start there. The New Moo...

Bartender, make me a "Screw Logic" - Bitchstrology for the week of November 6th

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Ok bear with me as I whine and bitch a little.  First, this last week was …somethin’! It started off great with the Spookapalooza Halloween Radio Event at 12Radio.com .  Tuesday was Halloween, of course, and I don’t know what overcame me, but I dressed as Medusa and sat outside (covered in OFF) to greet the candy goblins.  By mid-week I was feeling pretty great, despite the break out that my Medusa make up and menopause left me with.  Thursday must have been fine because I don’t have anything to say about her. But Friday…well.  I had a repairman scheduled. If you follow me on Instagram, you know how this story goes. But I’ll summarize.   Around 11:45 my daughter texted me that there were rumors of a gun on campus. Lots of kids were “beefing” (which, if you don’t know, means people arguing, being mad, etc.  It’s a term I’ve made peace with, but it makes me giggle) and there had been a bunch of fights. This is not typical for my daughters High School. S...