Well I’m just going to cut right to the chase, Bitches…this week is a veritable land mine of frustrated energy and personal triggers. The energy on that builds slowly until next Monday…sounds like fun! Let’s dive in!
So first up, we have a Full Moon next Monday, but I’m covering it this week so you can prepare. Do you even prepare, bro? You should. Especially for this one! This M-F’er is in Gemini and I’m not gonna be a fan. Gemini is a bit reactive and fluctuating in its energy and focus, and a bit haphazard with emotions. Gemini’s strength is in creativity, wittiness, intellectual curiosity, and smarts in general. Gemini, ruled by Mercury, is very intellectually dominant. Thoughts move at lightning speed. Geminis tend to talk fast, because they think fast. But a Full Moon is quite emotional. This one is a doozy, I’m telling you. Spend 30 minutes this week thinking about, meditating on, journaling about Gemini energy and Full Moon energy and how this combo could create fuckery for you. Doing just this much will increase your awareness so that you don’t wander through this energy blindly.
I’m going to back up, though, and start from the start of this week and work up to that Full Moon…
Monday and Tuesday are great days for finding your voice and grounding into your personal power with the Sun sextile Pluto and conjunct Ceres. Saturn is trine Pallas, which gives you strategic genius and strength. And Mercury is trine Chiron - this one gives you a chance for recognition as you share your healing journey with a wider audience. Tuesday’s Mars sextile Pluto is very determined.
Wednesday we begin a Sagittarius-a-palooza. The Sun enters Sagittarius today and on Friday Mars and Ceres follow suit. Mercury is already there. There’s a LOT of Sag energy this week. As we transition from Scorpio to Sagittarius, we are emerging from the dark depths of watery and secretive Scorpio, into the bright, fiery light of extroverted Sagittarius. We move from introspection to hopeful optimism and restless adventure-seeking. Mars in Sagittarius can have very high expectations of life and everything it touches. Sometimes those expectations are not realistic. Errrr…I’m being kind. Sagittarius is a bit Pie-in-the-Sky. Sure, dream the impossible dream, babe. But my Capricorn stellium would like you to know that paying your bills can also feel great! Budget spreadsheets can also be exciting!
They don’t care. Oh well. Buckle up.
Next Saturday, we have Mars square Saturn…at 0°! Oof! This is an aspect of angry frustration. This makes me think of a traffic snarl when you are late or have to pee and the tension just keeps rising and you’re stuck. Ack. I hate even thinking about it! But at 0°, it is even MORE intense. Mars is at 0° of Sagittarius, where it has those high expectations and is just on fire for whatever it’s going after, and Saturn is at 0° of Pisces where it desperately wants boundaries (like, a concrete wall), and Pisces has never heard of such a thing. Emotions are likely to be messy. At 0°, Saturn has to get his sea legs, and it’ll take a minute.
Pay attention to what you start to feel and experience over the next few weeks, because on Saturday, Mercury enters its shadow. Yep, the final retrograde of the year will begin on December 28th in Sagittarius and Mercury will back into Capricorn. So themes around restlessness and feeling held back are likely to pop up for some of us. Just take some notes, because what happens in the shadow period is a preview.
Sunday the theme of restlessness continues and ramps up as Mercury trines Eris, and Venus quincunxes Uranus. The former can give you a sassy mouth (I’m checking my birth chart for this aspect haha), and the latter creates restlessness and a need for excitement in relationships. Venus doesn’t just rule relationships though, so also rules money, and personal values. So you might find yourself in a tattoo parlor unexpectedly, or something like that. I’m here for it, frankly. Send pix!
Ok now…that Gemini Full Moon. She happens very early in the morning on Monday - 1:16am Pacific at 4° of Gemini. Gemini is intellectual and the moon is Emotional. Emotions are what you feel in your body, but feelings are experienced consciously. Feelings are your interpretations of your emotions. With the energy of this moon, emotions will need to be intellectualized and filtered through the mind rather than just flowing. It could get messy. People will get frustrated with emotional processes. Add to that fact that the moon is a highly charged time for emotions in and of itself, and you get the idea.
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So to sum it all up, we have the Sun, Mars, Mercury, and Ceres in Sagittarius (3 of those are ingressing this week!), and a Full Moon in Gemini opposite all that… so Ego, Drive and Intellect all opposite Emotions and Intuition. Gemini seeks information and lots of it, and Sagittarius wants to find the meaning in things.
And let’s not forget this week’s stars, in order of appearance: Sun sextile Pluto, Mars Sextile Pluto, Sun changing signs (always significant), Sun square Saturn, and Mars square Saturn.
With all that energy in Sagittarius and the Full Moon in Gemini, there’s a built in opposition. The Moon is a bit out-numbered, so I think the emotional/intellectual struggle will be real. I’m going to include a tip for keeping your cute ass outta jail or divorce court this week.
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