Welp, here we are, Bitches. December. The last month of the calendar year. If you had some goals for this year and didn’t get them done in the previous 11 months, I guess you’re fucked…
Ha. Well first of all, time is a construct. Secondly, end of year, beginning of year, tomayto, tomahto. Every single month we get a full and new moon to set and reset our goals and intentions. So fuck the end of year blues and New Year’s Resolutions. Lame. I declare making resolutions OUT, and letting ourselves off the fucking hook IN. We don’t need to put EXTRA pressure on ourselves to constantly BE and DO and CONQUER and ACHIEVE and PLAN! Y’all need to calm down! We aren’t even in Capricorn season yet!
Ok so anyway *smoothing my apron*, December. We get to end the year with a Mercury retrograde, but I’ll talk about that next week. This week we have Venus moving into Scorpio, Neptune goes direct, and honestly, nothing massively urgent happening. Praise the planets, they got the “calm the fuck down” memo too!
Monday Venus moves into Scorpio, where relationshippy stuff can get real deep and profound. Venus in Scorpio can be money hungry and a bit fixated. So working a lot or too much is a possibility. We can be financially strategic with this placement, but we might also be secretive about our money, and our love affairs, frankly.
Tuesday Venus trines Saturn, which can lead to commitment when it comes to love, money and our values. This will be great for relationships that are just about ready to take that next step. Cuffing season perfection.
Wednesday Neptune stations direct in Pisces. Neptune is a little weird in that when he’s retrograde, the rose-colored glasses come OFF, and when he’s direct we are less realistic. So with him direct in Pisces, empathy overall is going to get turned up, and thank goddess because there is a huge kindness deficit in the world. But we also might be in a bit of denial. Neptune’s fog can obscure things. Our intuition and the more subtle energies are strong, but the concrete energy of comprehension is smooshy.
I have a good feeling about Thursday, as there are several transits that indicate good news and compassion. I think we might get some good news on the global front this week…dare to dream, right?
The weekend is also pretty chill. Friday and Sunday are no pants days, and Saturday is a great day for a party, gathering, or fun in general…with one caveat. The Sun squares Juno Saturday, so there could be a bit of an ego conflict in relationships…nothing massive, maybe just an argument about who is right, but possibly enough to fuck up an evening or a party if you’re not careful.
Last Friday the 1st, Mercury moved into Capricorn, where we are practical, problem solving, and organized in our thinking (well, some of us are hahaha!). Mercury makes a couple of trines this week that are indicative of that good news I referred to. So I’m going to look at that for each sign, in addition to where Venus is being sneaky, and where Neptune is being in denial.