A BitchScopes Sneak Peak

 Well, the truth is I forgot to write my article this week. Oops.  But I thought I would take this opportunity to remind you that Bitchscopes are back and available at Patreon. 

patreon.com/bitchscopes

Here's a sample of what you get:

Tier 1 -The Bitchcraft Blanket Fort $5 / month 

Astrology, rebellion, and emotional snacks. You get the essentials: the weekly forecast and the goddess-powered insights that make Bitchscopes what it is. No fluff, no ads, no algorithms — just feminist astrology that speaks your language.

Includes:
✨ Weekly Bitchscopes (sign-by-sign goddess horoscopes)
✨ “The Quick and Dirty” weekly overview (chaos meets clarity)
✨ Access to community comments + discussion threads

EX:  For this week, in addition to a weekly summary, you get this info and much more: 

🪐 Key Aspects of the Week (Nov 17–23)

🪐 Key Aspects of the Week

Mercury Rx in Sagittarius squares Neptune Rx in Pisces — truth gets slippery; verify before you preach.
Venus enters Scorpio — love dives into shadow work.
Mars trines Chiron — action heals what anger once wounded.
Sun conjoins Ceres in Scorpio — devotion becomes transformation.
Vesta sextile Pluto — sacred work fuels lasting change.
Lilith opposite Pallas — intuition challenges logic; both deserve a seat at the table.

♏ SCORPIO

“Worth is a verb. ”Resources — money, time, attention — want to be aligned with who you are now. With Mercury retracing its steps through your house of values, reflection is your most profitable investment. Review what you’ve been funding, emotionally and materially. Quiet magnetism grows when you stop resourcing the outdated.

Influences: Venus early Scorpio vibe; Vesta in Capricorn (practical tracking); Jupiter in Cancer (abundance via integrity); Ceres Rx in Aries (energy hygiene); Mercury Rx in Sagittarius (refining priorities).

Mantra: I invest in what returns me to myself.

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Tier 2 — The Temple $11 / month


For those who want to live a little more by the moonlight. This tier adds ritual and rhythm — small, practical magic to sync your life with the lunar and goddess cycles.

Includes everything in The Bitchcraft Blanket Fort, plus:
🌙 Monthly New Moon Intentions + Full Moon Release Notes (themed by moon sign)
🕯️ One Monthly Goddess Ritual — a simple, accessible “usable spell” you can work with anytime that month (think: candle magic, journaling prompts, altar ideas, embodiment acts)
💌 Occasional bonus essays or downloads when inspiration hits

EX: 🌑 New Moon in Scorpio (28°–29°): “The Threshold Between Worlds”

Date: November 19, 2025
Theme: Surrender, truth, transformation, and the final cut before rebirth.

This New Moon isn’t wandering through Sagittarius with big-sky optimism — she’s in Scorpio’s last, most potent degrees, the crack between death and becoming.
At 28°–29° Scorpio, the moon is still technically new as she approaches the anaretic degree — the “fated” point, the point of no return.

This is not a manifestation moon.
This is a purification moon — release, reclamation, and power retrieval.

The vibe is:
“What ends now so you can rise uncluttered?” (what follows is the actual ritual, plus sign by sign scopes)

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Tier 3 — The High Bitchtress $22 / month

I’ve done my shadow work and my hair looks amazing! This tier connects the stars, the cards, and your own hands-on practice — bringing Bitchscopes and Apothekelly together in one spellcraft circle.

Includes everything in previous tiers, plus:
🔮 Personalized monthly tarot or goddess message — a one-paragraph intuitive pull made just for you (you will need to message me when you want this)
💎 Exclusive 6-Month Gift: After six continuous months, receive an Apothekelly talisman — handmade, charged, and chosen for you — free (just $7 shipping)
🌟 20% off all personal astrology transit readings (regular price: $60 → $48 for members) A way to go deeper into your chart when you want a private cosmic check-in


The Bitchscopes 2.0 zodiac isn’t about obedience to the stars — it’s about conversation with them. This is where ancient archetypes meet modern rebellion, and every sign reclaims her divine feminine lineage. THIS IS HOW BITCHSCOPES DIFFER from every other horoscope you'll read

Each zodiac sign is paired with its Bitch Archetype (the essence of her power) and her Goddess Rulerships — mythic figures who embody that energy through story, shadow, and sacred contradiction. These goddesses aren’t ornaments; they’re teachers. They remind us that astrology isn’t just predictive — it’s participatory.

To read through this system is to meet twelve living temples within yourself: The Spark, The Root, The Voice, The Heart, The Fire, The Vessel, The Mirror, The Depth, The Flame, The Architect, The Vision, and The Dream. Each one holds a key to a facet of your becoming — a mirror, a challenge, a mantra, a spell.

This isn’t the zodiac you learned in glossy horoscopes.

It’s the one you live — fiercely, consciously, and on your own terms!

♈️ Aries — The Spark

Rulers: Athena · Sekhmet · Freya

Aries is ignition — the divine yes, the match striking in the dark. The Spark burns with courage, instinct, and the hunger to begin. Guided by Athena’s strategy, Sekhmet’s fire, and Freya’s fearless passion, Aries teaches that action can be sacred — a prayer of becoming.

♉️ Taurus — The Root

Rulers: Vesta · Hathor · Ceres

Taurus is embodiment — the devotion of being here, now. It roots into pleasure and turns stability into ceremony. Under Vesta’s sacred flame, Hathor’s sensual joy, and Ceres’ nurturing hands, The Root reminds us that tending the body and home is holy work.

♊️ Gemini — The Voice

Rulers: Iris · Eris · Aite

Gemini is the translator of worlds — curious, quick, and electric. Guided by Iris the messenger, Eris the disruptor, and Aite the truth-teller, The Voice reminds us that words can wound or weave spells. Speak wisely — your stories shape reality.

♋️ Cancer — The Heart

Rulers: Artemis · Isis · Hekate

Cancer is emotional wisdom — the lunar tide that moves us all. Artemis protects the vulnerable, Isis heals what’s been broken, and Hekate lights the way through shadow. The Heart reminds us that love isn’t soft — it’s sovereign.

♌️ Leo — The Fire

Rulers: Bast · Hathor · Freya

Leo is radiance embodied — the roar of creative power. Bast struts through Leo’s golden flame with feline grace, Hathor blesses joy, and Freya crowns confidence as worship. The Fire reminds us that self-expression is a divine act.

♍️ Virgo — The Vessel

Rulers: Vesta · Ceres · Pele

Virgo is sacred order — the alchemy of tending and refining. Under Vesta’s devotion, Ceres’ earth-magic, and Pele’s molten renewal, The Vessel turns service into ritual and imperfection into prayer.

♎️ Libra — The Mirror

Rulers: Juno · Aphrodite · Nemesis

Libra is reflection — beauty as balance, truth as harmony. Juno guards sacred union, Aphrodite rules aesthetic power, and Nemesis demands equilibrium. The Mirror teaches that relationships aren’t cages; they’re catalysts.

♏️ Scorpio — The Depth

Rulers: Circe · Persephone · Lilith

Scorpio is transformation incarnate — the death, the rebirth, the sacred descent. Circe brews truth in shadow, Persephone reigns in the underworld, and Lilith refuses to kneel. The Depth reminds us that descent is not destruction — it’s initiation.

♐️ Sagittarius — The Flame

Rulers: Vesta · Lakshmi · Niobe

Sagittarius seeks freedom, faith, and the horizon beyond the known. Vesta brings purpose, Lakshmi brings abundance, and Niobe warns of pride. The Flame burns for meaning — not conquest, but illumination.

♑️ Capricorn — The Architect

Rulers: Tiamat · Kali

Capricorn is structure and soul — ambition as ritual, boundaries as protection. Under Tiamat’s primal creation and Kali’s fearless destruction, The Architect builds empires that honor both death and renewal.

♒️ Aquarius — The Vision

Rulers: Pandora · Oya · Eris

Aquarius is the revolution reborn — innovation, rebellion, and collective healing. Pandora opens the box of potential, Oya stirs the winds of change, and Eris reminds us that discord births truth. The Vision rewires the world through audacity and empathy.

♓️ Pisces — The Dream

Rulers: Chariklo · Magdalene · Hekate

Pisces is dissolution and devotion — empathy as art, surrender as strength. Chariklo holds the healing container, Magdalene channels divine compassion, and Hekate guides between realms. The Dream teaches that wholeness is found in surrender.


Come back to the blanket fort and deepen your relationship with yourself, the sky, and the archetypes who inpire us!