FREE BitchScopes Full Moon Ritual

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Welcome to December!  For each Full and New Moon, Tier 2 of my Patreon receives a ritual and sign by sign moon scopes.  This Full Moon ritual feels so good to me, (maybe because I'm a Gemini rising) that I wanted to share it for free.  This is a great way to wrap up a pretty difficult year.  As someone on social media said "2025 was like being awake for surgery". I agree! So let's do some releasing! 

The Full Moon is on Thursday December 4th, so start working on this now. 

Mantra for the Full Moon:

“I am allowed to update the narrative.”

Theme: “The Honest Remix”

This Full Moon is a broadcast check. Words you’ve spoken, stories you’ve told, identities you’ve narrated — Gemini wants the remix, not the rerun. With Sag Sun on the other side, the axis is: information vs. meaning, data vs. belief.

Full Moon Ritual: “The Honest Remix”

  1. Pick one story you tell a lot.
    About your past, your love life, your money, your family, your work.

  2. Write it the usual way first.
    No edits. Just your habitual version.

Then rewrite it with these prompts:

  • “What part of this story makes me small?”
  • “What am I leaving out to sound more acceptable?”
  • “If I made myself the protagonist instead of the problem, how would it read?”


Speak the new version out loud.

Bonus if you record it as a voice note.

Gemini offering (I challenge you to do all 3!):

  • Delete one old text thread,
  • Unsubscribe from one nonsense email,
  • Or unfollow one account that feeds self-doubt.