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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? BitchScopes for March 21-28

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There is a lot of Mercury activity this week, as well as Neptune, and various aspects to the North Node, and a sprinkling of Mars. This makes me think that there’s a lot that will transpire to put you on, or move you forward on your path, but none of it will be immediately clear to you. The mercury transits are all quite positive and empowering, but with this much aspect activity, you may feel more anxious because Mercury rules the nervous system. Neptune can also make you feel a bit disconnected. Neptune puts us in touch with your intuition and creativity, but can make things foggy and hard to grasp. Grounding is going to be very important this week. Also, tune in to that intuition, because it is going to play a crucial role for you this week. Mars makes some interesting connections this week, and they are all a little obscure. First Chiron, then Uranus, then Pallas. Mars and Chiron can facilitate healing. But Mars and Uranus can make you fidgety, jumpy, impulsive, and rash. Pa...

Breaking Bitch

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 BitchScopes will be back next week.  Sometimes, a bitch just needs a break.   My friend Katie provided this perfect image <3 

Deceptively "Quiet" - BitchScopes for March 7-14

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I had to check and double check and triple check to make sure I wasn’t missing anything this week. There are remarkably few transits, compared to other weeks. This is the least amount of transits I’ve seen in a week in all the time I’ve been writing horoscopes! What does it mean? Well it doesn’t mean nothing is happening, that’s for sure. My intuitive feeling about this is that we are all a bit curled up and nervously watching things unfold in Ukraine. We are in Pisces season, so we feel more connected and recognize in a deep way that we are one people. This brutality and senseless destruction in Ukraine hurts us to watch.  I think things are going to heat up on the world stage this week. We are already seeing that as I write this (on the 4th). Individually, our energy is just pulled in. Life looks like business as usual, but it is anything but ordinary under the surface, and behind the scenes. Monday the 14th things start to pick up a bit, but I’ll get into that next week....