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BitchScopes for Jan 30-Feb 6, 2023 - Full Moon in Leo!

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Hello Glittery Bitches (aka “Glitches”? Ok sure) Hey Glitches! I’m back. I took last week off to celebrate my 50th birthday, and it was great. But here we are, creeping into February already! We start this week off with a no pants day. if you’re new here, that means a day with no major transits. But look, every natal chart is going to have activity that is different and more personal than planet to planet transits, and pants suck no matter what so bitch, you go pantsless whenever you want! I noticed something on Tuesday and Saturday - There are a bunch of transits at 11° and 29° . If you’re a numerology nerd, you can make of that whatever you wish. In astrology 29° is called the “anaretic” and it is an indication of urgency and restlessness. When you see 29° in a natal chart it is particularly interesting as it pertains to the person’s personality and the way they operate in the world. When I see it in the transits, I definitely take note. When one of the slower planets hits 29...

Bitch on Break - just the highlights

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Here’s this weeks major transits (according to moI). BitchScopes will be back next week in all their glory 😉🖤  Here we are in Aquarius season, and it’s not a typical one.  We entered Aquarius on Friday, Saturday we had a new moon in Aquarius at 1°, and Monday Aquarius’ ruler Uranus goes direct.  There’s a wave of fresh energy coming and ushering in a new era (the Age of Aquarius) one tiny step at a time.

Enter the Season of Spock with a loaded week - BitchScopes for January 16-23

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Hey Bitches! Its birthday week in the Blanket Fort! I’m turning 50! What else could you possibly need to know? Nothing!  Ok great, that's it.  Have a good week! Heehee. Naw, I jest. That's far from "it".   This really is a packed week full of significant transits. Sometimes I have to sit with the transits for a minute to intuit what the overarching theme is. This week it's pretty clear: progress!  We have planets going direct, a perfect new moon, and lots of big themes.  We start the week with Mars (now Direct! yay!) quincunxing Mercury Rx. This is burning the candle at both ends and spinning our wheels . We may be so hungry for progress that we overdo it. This transit happens twice this week. Progress will come. Let’s keep our shit together. on Wednesday, Mercury goes direct at 8° of Capricorn. (Mars went direct at 8° of Gemini). Full speed ahead will happen, so there’s no need to push it. Let Mischievous Mercury do his thing. Don’t push. The Su...