I'm not gonna tell a story...oh wait, yes I am! BitchScopes for the week of June 12-18 - New Moon in Gemini

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Ok folks, I’m just gonna jump right in to the deep end of the pool today without all the introspective ADHD energy I usually offer. We have a Gemini New Moon this week, and I couldn’t be happier about it. I’m a Gemini rising, and I also love a new moon. I love the dark, quiet energy of the new moon. And this one is pretty loaded.

This moon happens at 26° of Gemini, aaaand as I was typing that I just had a realization so I take back what I said about not offering my introspections.

Gather round the fire children, and let me tell you a story about when the internet was new...

I graduated from college in 1995, and my senior year, one of my teachers was just rambling endlessly about something called “the web”,and sometimes “the internet”. We had no idea what he was going on about. He had a sign on his door that his office hours were reduced because he was “surfing the web”. Then one day he handed out these papers where we had been assigned something called an “e-mail address”. We were utterly clueless about what we were supposed to do. “You can send messages to people, like mail, but they will receive it on their computer! Try it out with your project partners!” I remember looking at my partner with my face all scrunched up and asking what the hell we were supposed to do. He didn’t know either. I think by the time we finished up Senior Seminar we barely understood what the hell this computer webby thing was.

In 1996, fresh out of college, I landed my first really good job. I was in Chicago, my favorite city, when I got it. I had to call home from a pay phone in Union Station to check my answering machine and got the news. I jumped around like a crazy 23 year old does in a train station and then we celebrated that night and I had my first ever shot of tequila…ok I had 3. It was a fabulous night. 

I started that job (with a really big oil company), and we were required to take some classes on how to use Word, how to use Excel, and how to use the Internet. Once we finished the class the IT department would install “Netscape” on our computer stations. Bitch, we were cutting edge! So I went to this class with about 10 people and I sat in the back. Within about 30 minutes, I had this shit down! He was still instructing the class about what each menu item did and I was racing way ahead of them…I was already catching waves on that damn world wide web my prof had rambled on about. 

Somewhere along the line I found something called a chatroom. I actually found a page that had a group of chatrooms, each with a different vibe. Well while the rest of the class was learning how to ‘right click’, I was chatting with people from all over the place. We had nicknames or “handles”, and mine was “KittyK23”. I met a gal named Medusa in Ireland, a chick named Magenta in Indiana, and a girl named “Peach” in Minnesota. (I also met a guy who would turn out to be my 1st husband and the father of my kids in those chatrooms!) The 4 of us girls became fast friends and before the class was over we had taken over the chatroom. *hair toss*...it’s just a gift of mine. Oh speaking of…actions enclosed in asterisks…yeah, we were among the first internet pioneers to do that shit. I became, and might still be, famous for that *hair toss*, as well as *lipgloss* and *bats eyelashes*. These are things I do in real life all the time, but I did them first in those chatrooms. Aaaaanyway, Peach and Magenta met, Peach and Medusa met, and Peach and KittyK met. And 27 years later, Peach and KittyK are still friends are we are getting together for the first time in like 20 years this coming weekend. She’s still one of my favorite people and she’s the first person I ever chatted with on the internet. *faints*

I started telling this whole long story about the crazy trail blazing days of the dub-dub-dub because when I meet up with her it will be Saturday and that’s the day of the New Moon in Gemini. And…Aaaaand…she’s a Gemini sun and I’m a Gemini rising! AND…we had planned to cheers to our dads who have both passed (Saturn begins to retrograde that same day and makes several aspects to my natal placements that day!), because that’s father’s day weekend. And it happens to be my wedding anniversary! There’s a whole bunch of weird synchronicity happening here.

But enough about me, eh? (The chatrooms of 96 were full of Canadians, and that’s where my love of Canucks started, and now I want to live there real, real bad…[if you did not read that in Jennifer Coolidge’s voice you are fired!])

Gemini is the sign of the twins - we must have faith, and we must reside in these often annoying fleshsuits that limit us. We have to be both spiritual and human, and that duality makes us capable of so much! This new moon is influenced by: Saturn, Eris, Juno, and Neptune. Neptune, in particular, is a very strong energy this weekend. He will form a tight square with this Moon, casting a fog over truth and reality, but deepening our intuition. Neptune might also obscure what we bring into manifestation for a bit too. Faith is the word of the day. The moon sextiles rebellious Eris and conjuncts Juno. Keeping your sense of independence within relationships the vibration of those aspects. Gemini is social and charming and witty, and with Neptune’s influence, there can be a real feeling of love and connectedness. This is a lovely moon for manifesting and setting intentions for the next few weeks. Your individual BitchScope will give you more focus if you need it.

Cheers to lifelong friendships and to the goddamn world wide web!

ARIES - You are set up to receive some deep wisdom and downloads during this new moon. The moon will be in your 3rd house of communication and both Saturn and Neptune will be in your 12th house of spirituality. You might manifest some new and big ideas with this lunation. You might feel torn between staying at home and going out, but chances are the Gemini energy will win, and you’ll be glad.



TAURUS - Get out all your manifesting thingies and go to town. This moon is in your 2nd house of income. So set those intentions for having more money! Check yourself when it comes to spending, however. You could have an itchy “add to cart” finger. Both Saturn and Neptune are giving strong energy to your 11th house of people you know, so there’s a good chance a connection, friend, or potential colleague will emerge from the fog.


GEMINI - Happy New Moon! This moon has great connection between your sense of self and your career. If you’ve been sensing some kind of shift happening, it might be that you are reacquainting yourself with…yourself. And when you become more authentic, it allows you to achieve more in life because you have more clarity. Use this moon to set those kinds of intentions, and then try to be patient because Neptune will cloud this a little bit.


CANCER - Both of your spirituality houses are influenced by this moon - the 9th and the 12th. In the 9th we have Saturn and Neptune and you could easily find inspiration here if you need it. If so, manifest with that in mind and then wait for the fog to lift. The moon itself will be in your 12th house, connecting your human mind to the spiritual side (or “other side”) of life. And that is another source of wisdom and inspiration!


LEO - This moon is all about your connections to other people, which I love for you! The Gemini moon will be in your 11th house of people you know, making for a super social vibe for you to take advantage of. Saturn and Neptune are in your intimate 8th house, taking things deeper. No matter how you look at it, you will have a lot of people around you. Think about trying to manifest more authentic intimacy in both your social and romantic relationships.


VIRGO - This new moon is about partnerships for you. The Gemini new moon is in your 10th house, so if business connections are something you need, I think you can manifest them pretty easily. Granted, you’ll need to be patient and wait for Neptune’s fog to dissipate a bit before you see results. And then Neptune and Saturn are in your 7th house of partnerships (committed, romantic, and professional). This is another source of networking, but also a great opportunity (to manifest or experience) for sweet love and romance too.


LIBRA - The Gemini new moon hits 2 houses that speak to hustling for your dreams. The moon will be in the 9th house of aspirations, belief, and experience, and the influence of Neptune and Saturn will be in the 6th house of day to day grind. Things in the workplace might get kinda weird but trust…it isn’t about you. Just keep doing your thing. These are great placements for you to manifest your big, wild, crazy dreams!


SCORPIO - Well if this isn’t the perfect lunation for a Scorpio! The new moon hits your 8th house of intimacy and Neptune and Saturn will emphasize the sensitivity of your Pisces realm in the 5th house of romance. Be aware with sex because Neptune might obscure things and with a new moon, there could be an unexpected pregnancy (because the 5th house rules children).


SAGITTARIUS - Your marriage and family houses are emphasized with this lunation. The new moon in Gemini hits your 7th house of marriage and committed partnerships. Saturn and Neptune are emphasizing the sensitivity of Pisces in your 4th house of home and family. Tend to your family relationships as needed. Communication is key with all your relationships right now. 


CAPRICORN - Your 6th and 3rd houses are emphasized this week. The New Moon in Gemini hits your 6th house of habit and routine. Neptune and Saturn emphasize the Piscean nature of your 3rd house. Communication and intuition can go hand in hand. And what are your habits when it comes to how you talk to yourself? What percentage of your self talk is supportive and what is critical? Set intentions to create new habits in this area.


AQUARIUS - The houses most emphasized for you this week are the 2nd and the 5th - money and fun! Heyyyy! So, the new moon in Gemini hits your 5th house of fun and romance. That house also rules creativity, and Gemini is pretty smart. You could manifest money with your creative ideas using this new moon in the 2nd as your vehicle. Gemini is dualistic, so you might be able to manifest 2 income steams!


PISCES - This new moon is all about your family and you. The new moon in Gemini is in your 4th house, which makes me think of siblings. Maybe set intentions for better communication with your sibling or other family member. Neptune and Pisces are clouding up your 1st house of self. So you may feel confused about who you are right now. Don’t panic. Maybe that’s something you can lean into your family for.



TRANSITS THIS WEEK

Tuesday 13 June
Venus quincunx Saturn

Wednesday 14 June
Mars trine Great Attractor

Thursday 15 June
Mercury square Saturn

Friday 16 June
Neptune sextile Vesta
Sun sextile Eris

Saturday 17 June
Mercury sextile Venus
Saturn turns retrograde 7° Pisces
New Moon 26° Gemini 09:37 pm PDT
Moon sextile Eris
Moon conjunct Juno
Moon square Neptune

Sunday 18 June
Sun square Neptune
Neptune square Juno
Sun opposite Galactic Center
Mercury trine Chariklo

Monday 19 June
Jupiter sextile Saturn
Mercury opposite Great Attractor

I'm in the ZOA. Dark Matter for Sale. My tragic intellectual crisis - Very bitchy and sweary BitchScopes for the week of June 5th

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Hey all you beautiful Bitches and Bitchsters!

To be honest with you (which I have never been anything but honest, but I do struggle to share my feelings at times), I have been really wrestling lately with feelings about not knowing what the fuck I’m doing with my life. We just recorded a Bitchsplaining episode where I bitched about wanting to quit everything (It’s uploaded and available).

I have been doing Scopes for 7 years and I have these weird Saturnian and Uranian 7 year cycles in my life. Things tend to change or I break up with people/things around 7 years. I always wondered WTF that was about and then I learned via astrology that Saturn has a 28 year trip around the sun and every 7 years makes a square, opposition or conjunction with a point in your chart. And Uranus stays in a sign for 7 years. Because I am Aquarius with a lot of Capricorn (on the cusp…0° Aquarius) I am ruled by both Saturn and Uranus. So maybe that is why I have these 7 year itches. I am a Gemini rising, so I do get bored easily, which is why I always have 57 projects in the wings at all times.

I am just feeling lost, kind of unsure why I am doing any of this.

A couple people told me to take a break. Someone told me to write a book instead. My BFF told me I absolutely was not allowed to quit but I could take a break. (eyeroll). 

So last night I made a decision! I was going to put Bitchscopes to the side for a bit and focus on BitchStory and BitchSplaining.  Or maybe I would put them all to the side. Or maybe not. Ok maybe I didn't make a decision. I did, but...

Here I am writing this. What the fuck, Kelly? Look, Idanno. I was sucked into my office and sat down to look at the transits as I do every weekend. I wasn’t sure if I would actually write horoscopes. I didn’t know what I was doing…I was sort of on autopilot I guess.

Bitchscopes are partly some kind of journaling process for me and partly horoscopes for you. I share my nerdy fascination and apparently some people like it. I guess…? Sometimes I feel like I’m talking to no one. That’s probably just some dumb Aquarian point of view. Why can’t my Leo Moon be louder? I literally shrugged my shoulders after I typed that. I don’t know. I feel like I don’t’ know anything. I’m 50. Aren’t we supposed to be the all knowing goddesses at 50? Fuck!

And then I saw it. And I was reading and fascinated and hooked! I found a new thing to learn and absorb and obsess about. And it is called … The Great Attractor.

The Great Attractor is a mysterious astronomical anomaly. It is remotely similar to the Galactic Center, sort of. The Galactic Center is the center of our Milky Way Galaxy. Sort of a point of rotation. It lies at 26-27° of Sagittarius and is said to be a source of higher truth and knowledge, like a download or inspiration from the Universe itself. Profound. But it's just a point in space and also not what I'm talking about.  The Great Attractor actually DOES stuff. It is at 13° of Sagittarius, and this week it is opposite the Sun. I looked at my chart and it is exactly conjunct my natal Mars.

Ok great Kelly what does this mean you rambling moron?

Well…The Great Attractor is sort of like a black hole…and it devours galaxies, and warps time and space. Apparently all things are moving toward it. It literally sucks. But it has no event horizon like a Black Hole. However, based on how wavelengths of light behave, according to the “hubble flow” (The 'Hubble flow' describes the motion of galaxies due solely to the expansion of the Universe.) it appears to receding…moving away from us. It's made up of “dark matter”, which no one really understands (I relate to dark matter), making it even weirder. So to recap: The Great Attractor is made up of who knows what the fuck Dark Matter, has no event horizon, but it is sucking everything in, warping time, space and light, and yet moving away from us at the same time.

I feel like at least one ex boyfriend could describe me that way…

Here’s Wikipedia’s verbiage on it:

“The Great Attractor is a purported gravitational attraction in intergalactic space and the apparent central gravitational point of the Laniakea Supercluster. This supercluster contains the Milky Way, as well as about 100,000 other galaxies.

The observed attraction suggests a localized concentration of mass millions of times more massive than the Milky Way. However, it is inconveniently obscured by Milky Way's galactic plane, lying behind the Zone of Avoidance (ZOA), so that in visible light wavelengths, the Great Attractor is difficult to observe directly.

The attraction is observable by its effect on the motion of galaxies and their associated clusters over a region of hundreds of millions of light-years across the universe. These galaxies are observable above and below the ZOA; all are redshifted in accordance with the Hubble flow, indicating that they are receding relative to us and to each other, but the variations in their redshifts are large enough and regular enough to reveal that they are slightly drawn towards the attraction. “

(Bleh. My favorite part of that article is the “zone of avoidance”. Hey! I have one of those! It’s a very large and unpredictable zone! I am like an astronomical anomaly!)

Anyway, you should read about it. But having a natal planet like Mars, which is my drives, motivations, my inner fire, conjunct this mysterious suckage of dark matter (that some even refer to as possibly “God”), does seem significant. Dark Matter does sound like something I would maybe decorate my house with. My 8th house placements are like oooooh dark matter, take me! But my Aquarius and Capricorn are like omg…avoidance zone, mother fucker!

Maybe this is why feeling aligned with a purpose seems elusive to me…it's sucking me toward it AND moving away from me. Mars in Sagittarius is very philosophical. I am double air signs (Aquarius and Gemini) so I overthink everything all the time and it all needs to have meaning because Mercury in Capricorn. And yet what even is a purpose, because Pisces midheaven?! And why am I podcasting? And do the soundwaves go out into space infinitely? Should I be worried about my voice being infinite? Is the Great Attractor sucking my voice into itself?

I feel like I could describe at least one ex boyfriend that way…

Anyway, I don’t know the answer to anything at all whatsofuckingever. But here’s your BitchScopes for this week, written in fragment sentences. Scroll to the bottom of the blog and read the transit descriptions to understand this week’s themes.. My Dark Matter is worn the fuck out…

ARIES - Work might get a little weird. What happened in January thru March at work? Things might exist in extremes in your head. You might feel either very on track and aligned in life, or the opposite. Don’t overthink. Your romantic life is looking great. Enjoy that shit.

TAURUS - Scratch your adventure itch. Express yourself. WTF is going on with your most intimate relationship? It looks complicated. Work your connections (or short distance travel) to make more money. Decorate your room / a room.

GEMINI - Joint resources could get back on track. Clarity will come soon. Your current partnerships, romantic and otherwise, are significant and made up of fate and destiny. Talk to your neighbors more. Take an acting class.

CANCER - Focus on your partnerships, you’ll have no choice. You’ll be very busy and then you should retreat. The daily things you do really matter…pay attention to them. Financially, things look good. You might want to buy something that feels like a luxury. Do it, you penny pincher!

LEO - Your routine could get screwed up, either at work or in some other day-to-day way. Lean on your network. Romance matters…lean into it. If you want to change your look, this is a good time to do it (the next few weeks). Go get that sassy haircut and buy a new dress, bitch!

VIRGO - Things regarding children might get weird. (It is temporary and will get better.) You might be overthinking things in regards to your career or public life. Slow down. Focus on home life. Don’t be distracted by “extraneous” lovers or suitors.

LIBRA - A move of some kind is not unlikely between now and end of July. Travel for a party, or communication with someone who lives far away also looks likely. Your thought processes might provide a major breakthrough in something over the next week or so.

SCORPIO - You might feel pissy and pessimistic - yes, over and above your usual nature. Just let the negative thoughts do their thing. They are just thoughts. They aren’t reality. Your money situation could be very up and down over the next couple of weeks. Again, this is temporary. Your mantra: shit is going to be fine. Shit IS fine. I am fine. I am FINE. (repeat)

SAGITTARIUS - Deep thoughts. Feeling like you are a passenger of fate, a canoe on a river with no oars…Knowing you have a deeper purpose but unsure what it is. Boredom with your routine. Here’s a thought: go make some of that money you love. It ain’t gonna show up inside a gourmet tamale…Love you *wink*.

CAPRICORN - You are a powerful bitch. But even a great anti-hero badass feels down sometimes. As long as you don’t hang out with any Scorpios for awhile, you’ll come out of the funk. Love life is good. Work life is inspired. You are far more amazing than you realize.

AQUARIUS - The unconscious mind can be a real asshole. But you’re being given an opportunity to explore where you’ve given away or hidden your personal power. Your tight circle of people will support you whenever you need it. Do the deep work. Explore the old pain. This is temporary. You’re still rad.

PISCES - It’s all about who you know, and you know some good people. Your public life could be significantly boosted by the Universe. It might feel like some tug of war at times. Lean in to your most deeply held beliefs to center yourself. Stay in touch with your family.




TRANSITS THIS WEEK

Sunday 04 June 

Sun opposite Great Attractor - gravity, pushing, receding. Everything everywhere all at once.

Monday 05 June
Venus opposite Pluto - jealousy etc
Venus enters Leo - proud bold affectionate
Sun sextile Pallas - clarity/expression of vision and purpose

Tuesday 06 June
Mercury conjunct Vesta - attuned to spiritual mission

Wednesday 07 June
Sun sextile Lilith - you are a beacon of independence

Thursday 08 June
Venus square Lunar Nodes - avoidance of things that make you uncomfortable (good and bad)

Friday 09 June
Mercury sextile Neptune - creative/sensitive
Mercury quincunx Galactic Center - higher truth/confusion about future/purpose
Mercury trine Ceres - express compassion and love thru words

Saturday 10 June
Sun sextile Chiron - acceptance of vulnerabilities becomes a strength

Sunday 11 June
Mercury trine Pluto - asking for favors and talking people into things
Venus square Jupiter - good for recreation and fun, not great for productivity and work
Pluto Retrograde enters Cap - UGH. This means Pluto is at 29° Cap, and we will be revisiting a lot of the drama and upheaval from when he was there before…in jan - March of this year.
Mercury enters Gemini - intellectual energy on lock!
Mars opposite Chariklo - instincts in conflict with wounds/healing

PLANETS THIS WEEK

SUN - Gemini
MERCURY  --> Gemini
VENUS --> Leo
MARS - Leo
JUPITER - Taurus
SATURN - Pisces
URANUS - Taurus
NEPTUNE - Pisces
PLUTO --> Capricorn (Rx)
CHIRON - Aries
CHARIKLO - Aquarius
CHAOS - Gemini 
N. NODE - Taurus
CERES - Virgo 
PALLAS - Leo
JUNO - Gemini
VESTA - Taurus
LILITH - Leo
ERIS - Aries
SIRIUS- Cancer (fixed)

Full Moon in Sagittarius - a Play in 5ish Acts - BitchScopes for May 29 -June 5

Hey! well here we are, entering June (?!). We have a lot going on this week, including a full moon! But as the week begins we have Saturn and the Sun in a square on Sunday the 28th. That can be a bit heavy and dreary.  But it does get better. And in my case, because I'm a weirdo, this week's scopes were driven a bit by the heavy energy I felt. 

I usually feel the big/strong transits a day or 2 before they happen. I don’t know why or what that means. Maybe it’s an empath thing. Maybe it’s and Aquarius hive mind thing. Maybe it’s nothing, but it has become as predictable as my hormonal imbalance induced migraines. True to form, I started feeling Saturn on Friday 5/26... I felt like someone let all the air out of my balloon. By some cruel twist of fate, I am most creative when I am depressed. So this week’s scopes summary will be structured like a wildly Gemini-Aquarius 5-ish act play (and read with my typical bad french accent for no reason) 

Dim the house lights, cue the music...

LE CAST

• Sun - you, in Gemini, gathering information and overthinking everything
• Moon - BFF currently in optimistic Sagittarius, making her dreams come true
• Saturn - A Mood
• Jupiter - Luck and Joy and optimism
• Chariklo - Compassion for self and others, holds space for healing
• Vesta - passionate about a meaning and purpose
• Mercury - dressed as Taurus - communicating very practically but also being stubborn
• Venus - dressed as Leo - love is proud, bold, expressive, affectionate, sexy
• Neptune - creating confusion and possibly over romanticizing things
• Lilith - in Leo - proud and self sufficient and taking no shit. Proud and Loud.
• Eris - Causing disruptions in all things, but also reminding us via the shadow of insecurity, that we are enough!
• Uranus - stirring the shit up, always.
• North Node - Fate! Destiny!
• Pluto - jealous and power-seeking
• Pallas - the gal with the plan

Aaaaand, Action! No wait, that’s a movie. Aaaaand, go lights, go curtain…

Act 1 (exposition): Our play opens with our hero/heroine/anti-hero (you/the Sun) feeling somewhat down and mopey due to limitations out of her control (Saturn). Our heroine-type person (Henceforth called “HTP”) seems to struggle to communicate (Mercury) their truth or feelings effectively. She is having a momentary crisis of self. Not quite a true “existential” crisis, just more of mini pity party.

Act 2 (building sense of conflict): She loves her friend (The Moon, henceforth “TM“), and wants her to be happy. TM is getting married to a hot, professional Archer who has really great thighs (Sagittarius), and HTP is happy, but also a touch envious. She and TM have helped each other (Chariklo) through so much and HTP is having a self pity moment (Eris). HTP is having difficulty in communicating her true joy to her friend. She overcompensates (liquid courage/champagne/etc), spurred on by some semi-dramatic event or upset (Uranus). HTP feels passionately (Vesta) about fixing the issue, but struggles to act upon it due to self doubt.

Dramatic climactic Act 3(Full Moon in Sagittarius, Sun opposite Moon): At the wedding of TM, HTP, looking sexy (Venus) but still feeling insecure, drinks too much and makes an inappropriate toast (Eris) and cries into her 5th glass of champagne while begging the groom/partner to take good care of (Ceres) her friend, while also throwing in that she will fight them if they don't. 

Act 4 crisis: Now she’s made a chaotic (Uranus and Chaos) mess of things and she runs away awkwardly in her very fitted bridesmaid’s dress to cry someplace that probably involves mud. (I feel like we’ve all seen this movie).

Act 5 resolution and denouement (one of my favorite words!): …(music building) fate steps in! This might be a person or an angel or a dream. But HTP realizes that she has far more power (Lilith) than she’s given herself credit. She enacts some dramatic (again, Uranus) plan to heal the friendship. In the process, she heals herself, and as a result of her new confidence, asks the hot, single groomsman/bridesmaid to dance and they have a delightful make out session (also Venus). But then hot person is way too into HTP (Pluto) and after a week or so, she calls it off.

*FIN. cue music*


Ok that’s about as far as I can stretch that out. (Scroll down to the bottom to see the transits and what they mean, including more info on the full moon). Let’s talk about this Full Moon in Sagittarius. This is the first full moon after the eclipses. Things should settle down.  We are harvesting from our hard work. This is the “Strawberry Full Moon”, because in the days before instacart, I guess people harvested strawberries around this time…I can’t grow plants, only cats, so Idanno for sure how this works. But I do know strawberries are sweet and juicy and so will this harvest be! If you’ve been working hard, the fruits of your labors will show up in the light of this moon (and up to 2 weeks after, but with fading energy up to that point.) Sagittarius is very optimistic and “lucky”. And this week we have the North Node (our fate, even though I don’t love using that loaded word) conjunct Jupiter, so all the luck and fate and magical shit is lining up in this lunation!

Add to that that both the Sun and the Moon make helpful aspects to Lilith and Chariklo. There’s a lot of empowerment and personal healing possible here with this line up! As with all full moons, information becomes available and "enlightens" us (this could include  gossip & rumors because of the opposition to Gemini), but also our dreams and higher aspirations can come into focus and we can start to feel optimistic about our loftier aspirations (yes, please!  And a second helping of that, thank you!) 

So as wedding guests in this imaginary play, here's how you will experience this performance: 

LES SCOPES

ARIES - The full moon will illuminate your dreams and goals which you may have had a hard time tuning into due to Saturn and Neptune in your 12th house.  This moon will help!  There's still a lot of practical money earning potential lining up in your 2nd house (full of Taurus). This week's moon will also activate your 5th house of romance, creativity, and joy.  Overall there is a lot of optimism and positive energy for you in this week's planets! 

TAURUS - The full moon will illuminate your deeper relationships with other people and what you offer each other. Family relationships could get a nice love boost, and romantic relationships will feel very nurturing. You really have the world as your oyster at the moment with Jupiter and the North Node in your 1st house.  Follow your heart as you take the next steps on whatever journey you're on.  You can't screw this up, honestly.  This full moon in your 8th house is a good opportunity to see if the things you carry for your partner are still necessary. If not, take it out of your backpack. 

GEMINI - This full moon lights up your house of other and partnerships.  It might be time to put a little work into your current relationship.  Communication is key, and when it falls off, it can be easy to loose track. Full moons generally bring information that we didn't have before, and Gemini is all about that information.  There may be pieces of information that aren't great or feel upsetting, but ultimately Jupiter is on your side here and will pull you through.  Keep your eyes up and don't get overwhelmed. 

CANCER - This full moon lights up your 6th house of "daily grind".  Anything you've been procrastinating about in your routine (Sagittarius is the King of procrastination by the way!) will show up now.  There could be changes in tasks, or work environment or other things that affect your daily routine.  You might get a job offer, or on the flip side,  feel upset or unhappy about work in some way.  Pets as well as our own health also fall into the 6th house so you may become aware of something that needs to be taken care of.   There's a lot of good support from your 2nd house to make money, and your 11th house is packed full of people to support you.   This moon is going to show you your next steps!

LEO - This full moon lights up your very own house - the 5th! You might catch a case of the FOMO, since the moon will illuminate opportunities for joy that you might be overlooking. Have some damn fun!  This house is also about romance and self expression.  You might hook up, break up, or make up. You might get a tattoo!  You have a lot of strong feminine energy in your 1st house aspecting this moon.  Your sense of self and how you project it in the world is getting a big boost by those badass goddesses. Create and express from the heart! 

VIRGO - This full moon illuminates your house of home and family.  So let's just say you're buying a home, or trying to...things might come together in this full moon, or you might find out that you have one snag in your credit report that you have to fix.  You might close escrow during this time. From another POV, you might become aware of something within your family - maybe some family history, or a lost connection might pop up. The needs of family might grab your attention.  You have a lot of activity in your spiritual houses, so maybe you need to shift your focus out of your deeper mind and into your living room. 

LIBRA -  This full moon takes place in your 3rd house.  Opportunities for social activities might present themselves.  This is prime territory for finding out information that was previously hidden from you.  Your 11th house of friends and associates is packed right now, so you might catch wind of some gossip.  Rumors suck for the most part, but occasionally you can be given information that is helpful in knowing your next steps.  You also have some major activity in your 8th house, including the North Node and Jupiter.  Those planets in the 8th could benefit you financially in some way.  Luck and fate might show up in your bank account! 

SCORPIO - This full moon might be very lucky for your wallet! It lights up your 2nd house of eared money.  You might find out you're getting a raise or promotion. You might also be tempted to overspend, or maybe have a large expenditure.  Use this moon to focus on and appreciate all aspects of abundance, including giving money to others. Paying bills is a blessing when you're able to do it! There's a lot of strong feminine energy showing up in your 10th house of public image...use that to your advantage. Your partnership house has a lot of expansive and lucky energy in it as well.  

SAGITTARIUS - Happy full moon to you! You are the King or Queen of optimism, but this moon might make you a little moody. However, the illumination of this moon is nothing but helpful for you. Your sense of self will get a boost.  And your 9th house, which is the house ruled by Sagittarius, is full of powerful feminine energy and wisdom.  Even if you aren't a woman, the power of Lilith and Venus and Pallas in Leo (proud and expressive AF) in your own house is very potent! (Mars is there too, FYI).  You can get all kinds of shit done with this energy in your corner!

CAPRICORN - The full moon illuminates the darkest part of your chart - the 12th house. You are probably going to have some wild dreams with this lunation, and you might feel moody or like being alone. This shines a light into the back of your closet, where all kinds of left over karma and spiritual detritus accumulates.  If you don't need it, let it go.  (This includes guilt, shame, self isolation, co-dependency, substance dependency, old unhealed experiences, etc. etc.)  There is a lot of deep energy in your chart currently, but the 8th house is full of Leo, and your 5th house is full of Taurus.  There's some deeply connected and great sex potential here!! And if you aren't having great sex, utilize that same energy  to give yourself a little vacation. Shut the curtains. Turn off your phone. Play the sexy music. Eat the pricey steak. Wear whatever makes you feel powerful. And let go of some of that heaviness!

AQUARIUS -  This full moon illuminates your 11th house of people you know.  I also call this house the house of 'audience'.  Whoever your tribe is, they are here in some kind of spiritual agreement with you to hear whatever your message is.  You don't need a microphone or a platform. Your message can also be just who you are and how you live your life...how you embody your message. Your tribe is your audience and during this time you might discover some new people, or they might discover you.  The people that no longer align with your message (or you with them) might exit.  But your tribe is being illuminated and refined.  Lilith is in your 7th house of partnership with a lot of other very proud feminine energy. And your family is an untapped source of "luck" and support as well.  Beam your message into the world by being you. When you "build it", they will come.

PISCES - This full moon lights up your 10th house of career.  If you consider your 10th house as the stage of your public persona, there is a lot of activity entering and exiting the stage at this time.  Actors, players, stage managers, directors, etc. are all finding their place and sometimes the exit.  Behind the scenes in your 6th house you have very powerful feminine energy and strong support calling the cues and making the set changes happen. And in your 3rd house of communication and voice, you have a ton of incredible Taurus energy: the North Node, Jupiter, Mercury...You couldn't ask for a better set up for projecting your voice than these planets in Taurus. (Taurus is the sign known for its distinctive voice by the way). Saturn as well as your own ruling planet are in your sign.  You're the star!  Do your thing!

LES TRANSITS

Sunday 28 May
Sun square Saturn - Meh!

Monday 29 May

• Mercury square Chariklo - conflicts between communication and compassion

Tuesday 30 May

• Uranus conjunct Vesta - difficulty fulfilling your passion due to dramatic changes in circumstances

Wednesday 31 May

• Venus square Eris - heightened sexuality or sense of self can lead to rejection
• Mercury square Lilith - overcoming insecurities to deliver your message
• Venus sextile Ceres - protective and nurturing toward others

Thursday 01 June

• Mars quincunx Saturn - struggle to overcome obstacles
• Jupiter conjunct North Node - luck and fate
• Pluto quincunx Chaos - adjust sense of personal power and will to achieve creative potential

Friday 02 June

• Venus trine Neptune - romantic and daydreamy

Saturday 03 June

• Full Moon at 13° Sag 8:41 pm - information becomes available (potentially gossip & rumors because of the opposition to Gemini), but also our dreams and higher aspirations can come into focus, reaping rewards of hard work and study; optimism and luck (Jupiter)
• Sun sextile Lilith & Chariklo, moon trine Lilith & Chariklo (Lilith aspect exact on the 7th)
• Pluto square north node - will power for advancement

Sunday 04 June

• Sun trine Chariklo - healing your sense of personal expression
• Mercury conjunct Uranus - mental breakthroughs and stimulation

Monday 05 June

• Sun sextile Pallas - easily able to express your vision/plan
• Venus enters Leo -love is proud, bold, expressive, affectionate, sexy
• Venus opposite Pluto - jealousy and possessiveness