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I'm not gonna tell a story...oh wait, yes I am! BitchScopes for the week of June 12-18 - New Moon in Gemini

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Now you can find all the podcasts (BitchScopes, BitchSplaining and BitchStory) under one roof - "House of Bleep Productions"!    https://bit.ly/3oXnsmV Please follow, like, subscribe, share...you know...all the things. <3 Email me:   Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Check out my June Reading Special -  Hot Goddess Summer Ok folks, I’m just gonna jump right in to the deep end of the pool today without all the introspective ADHD energy I usually offer. We have a Gemini New Moon this week, and I couldn’t be happier about it. I’m a Gemini rising, and I also love a new moon. I love the dark, quiet energy of the new moon. And this one is pretty loaded. This moon happens at 26° of Gemini, aaaand as I was typing that I just had a realization so I take back what I said about not offering my introspections. Gather round the fire children, and let me tell you a story about when the internet was new... I graduated from college in 1995, and my senior year, one of my teachers wa...

I'm in the ZOA. Dark Matter for Sale. My tragic intellectual crisis - Very bitchy and sweary BitchScopes for the week of June 5th

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Now you can find all the podcasts under one roof - "House of Bleep Productions"!    https://bit.ly/3oXnsmV (The old links still work but we are trying to pull all listeners into the House of Bleep audience) Email me:  Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Hey all you beautiful Bitches and Bitchsters! To be honest with you (which I have never been anything but honest, but I do struggle to share my feelings at times), I have been really wrestling lately with feelings about not knowing what the fuck I’m doing with my life. We just recorded a Bitchsplaining episode where I bitched about wanting to quit everything (It’s uploaded and available). I have been doing Scopes for 7 years and I have these weird Saturnian and Uranian 7 year cycles in my life. Things tend to change or I break up with people/things around 7 years. I always wondered WTF that was about and then I learned via astrology that Saturn has a 28 year trip around the sun and every 7 years makes a square, opposition or con...

Full Moon in Sagittarius - a Play in 5ish Acts - BitchScopes for May 29 -June 5

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Hey! well here we are, entering June (?!). We have a lot going on this week, including a full moon! But as the week begins we have Saturn and the Sun in a square on Sunday the 28th. That can be a bit heavy and dreary.  But it does get better. And in my case, because I'm a weirdo, this week's scopes were driven a bit by the heavy energy I felt.  I usually feel the big/strong transits a day or 2 before they happen. I don’t know why or what that means. Maybe it’s an empath thing. Maybe it’s and Aquarius hive mind thing. Maybe it’s nothing, but it has become as predictable as my hormonal imbalance induced migraines. True to form, I started feeling Saturn on Friday 5/26... I felt like someone let all the air out of my balloon. By some cruel twist of fate, I am most creative when I am depressed. So this week’s scopes summary will be structured like a wildly Gemini-Aquarius 5-ish act play ( and  read with my typical bad french accent for no reason )   Dim the house light...