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The Star of his own show - Bitchstrology for the week of September 18th

Well, I’m happy to report that I not only survived that Virgo New Moon, but it turned out to be one of my favorites so far this year. My New Moon ritual felt so energized and attuned! There was a lot of chatter on the internet and podcast world about the energy of new beginnings, but not just a normal New Moon new beginning…a sense that a significant shift is underway for all of us. A good one I hope...for fuck's sake! This week’s astrology is delightfully straightforward (even though we still have 5 major and 2 minor planets retrograde). The majority of the aspects are trines, which indicate easy flow. But close on their heels are a bunch of quincunxes, which indicate adjustment needed. So let’s go through them. First of all, Mercury is now direct, huzzah! That was a rough retrograde. If one more app on my phone gave me the spinning circle of death I was going to lose my shit! But moving on… A l l o f t h e m a j o r p l a n e t s a r e r e p r e s e n t e d t h i s ...

This Moon is a MOTHER! Bitchstrology for 9/11-9/17 & the New Moon in Virgo

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Greetings Bitches! The astrology this week is offering a mixed bag of feeling and healing. That’s only appropriate, because we can’t heal what we haven’t felt and acknowledged. We have a New Moon this week, but this might be one of the New Moons I get the least excited about. Mercury will go direct also, huzzah! Let’s dig in. The week starts out with some healing offerings I mentioned in last week’s scopes. Chiron and Chariklo are both active and available to heal wounds and repair necessary boundaries. We are in Virgo energy, and Virgo energy is quite good at boundaries, whereas her opposite, Pisces, has no boundaries, like a drop of water in a glass of water. Virgo is the goddess who knows who she is . She is grounded and understands what the changing seasons mean for her. She knows her tasks and her duties and she is devoted to them. At her best, she is selfless and perfect and devoted to nurturing others. But like any energy in the extreme, it makes us crave the opposite....

Bitchstrology for the week of September 4-11 - "Shake it Off" (sorry I can't stop T. Swifting)

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Well damn howdy if last week wasn’t an ass-kicker! Woo! It was seriously emotionally fraught for so many people i know! That was a major Full Moon event.  And I'm sorry if I inadvertently shamed you indirectly on social media, but I was legit shocked at how many people thought the Blue Moon was literally going to be colored blue. Nope. But it was pretty much a dick regardless of what color it looked like to you. It will bring about major shifts, and is already doing so...but it was EMO!  As I type this we have 6 retrograde planets. But Sunday September 3rd Venus goes direct… hallefuckinlujah! Venus has been retrograde in Leo since July 22nd, stirring up issues around worth and joy and if we make ourselves too small, and making some of our relationships janky. Well she’s going to be moving ahead and on into Virgo eventually. And no sooner has she stationed direct that we get Jupiter stationing retrograde to take her place as planet #6.   Jupiter will retrograde in Tauru...