We start the week off with that Full Moon in Gemini, which I talked about last week. I don’t think this is going to be a soft full moon. This girl is opposite Mars and Square Pluto. I think words might fly. Truths can be uncovered. Things will be illuminated. Gemini is a bit of a shit talker, so keep yourself in check. Although if something comes up and bites you in the ass, it probably isn’t something you said very recently. This moon is for letting things go. Get rid of clutter. Get rid of shitty friends. Get rid of noise in your head (hahaha. I wish!) Simplify. This is a time of year where we get really insane, but what we really need is to honor the season and slow down, breathe, take our time, sleep, notice what is beautiful around us. Use this moon to de-clutter your life, your mind, your house, your work space. Look at your list of projects and see if it needs to be narrowed. Look at all your lists and see what needs to go. Then make new lists because Gemini loves that shit heehee. On the plus side, if you have social plans this weekend, Gemini is great for that.
This appears to be a very Venusian week. I was hoping She’d help us self soothe, but all the aspects to Venus this week are harsh and awkward…like life. It’s not just Venus. Here’s what I sense is happening.
I feel that we have all leveled up. You can call it ascension if you want. Collectively we have been evolving…well, some of us. As is evident in society at every level and in every country, not everyone is evolving. But I think so much of what has been unfolding since pumpkin spice hitler took office has triggered us into a wake up call.
Do you remember a time when you were younger that you sort of woke up one day and you didn’t really like your friends anymore? That’s because you changed and they didn’t and you didn’t fit together anymore. It happens. It happens throughout your life. Marriages sometimes grow apart for that same reason. When a society evolves, values change. Old values become incongruent and intolerable. And in case anyone is confused about which group of humans is evolving and which is stagnant and which is devolving…I believe evolution will always move toward inclusion and kindness and acceptance. If lifeforms evolved in such a way as to embrace violence or isolation, well, we’d all be fucked by now, wouldn’t we?!
Anyway, where was I? Oh right, evolution.
On Monday, after the Full Moon, we have Mercury square Neptune, so our thinking is all goofy. The Sun quincunxes Vesta, which indicates our ego is in the way of our Purpose. Then the North Node is conjunct Eris. This is the awakening. Eris shakes us by the shoulders and gives us a slap and says “snap out of it!”
Tuesday Venus is opposite the North Node. Venus rules our values, and this aspect indicates our values are not in alignment with our collective Purpose. Our ducks are not in a row. We are in lala land if we think we can continue on this trajectory. You know how in Geometry if an angle is graphed a little bit incorrectly, it will eventually skew everything exponentially (is that right? I’m not a math person)? Or if a space ship is trying to calculate a re-entry point but it’s off by a fraction of a degree, after a thousand miles that fraction of a degree is several degrees and you’re headed for Mars instead of Earth (again, I don’t work for NASA, but shout out to Mrs. Jensen, my High School math teacher)...you get the idea. Our personal values and our trajectory are out of alignment and we are being guided to get it together.
Also on Tuesday the Sun squares Lilith. Our Ego and our Authentic Self are squaring off.
Wednesday the Sun quincunxes Jupiter, which indicates we are yearning for success, growth, expansion. Most Jupiter aspects are positive. It’s like no matter how you might try to make Jupiter a snarky twat, she’s just ignoring you. So even though the Sun in this aspect represents the egoic struggle for recognition, this quincunx is still like “yearning is good. Go with that. We’re yearning, we’re yearning, we’re burning for it. Yesss. Yasssss! Yas Queen. Yearn! Burn!” Ok sorry I got carried away. That’s Jupiter for ya!
Still on Wednesday, Venus opposes Eris. Our need for connection has locked horns with our desire for independence. Can we move past the relationships that don’t feed our soul?
Thursday Venus quincunxes Neptune, which is dreamy and imaginative. But because Venus rules our values, we gotta snap out of this dream world we are trying to live in wherein we keep doing the same shit thinking a new outcome will magically appear. That same day Mars quincunxes Vesta. Our ambitions and our spiritual Mission are not seeing eye to eye. In fact, they aren’t even in the same room.
Friday Mercury enters Capricorn. Thank goddess, logic and practicality have entered the chat! In about 2 weeks, this is where Mercury will hunker down and retrograde. Mercury has had enough of our bullshit and has decided that we need to repeat the Capricorn energy lesson, so turn to workbook page 48, and let’s think about if our goals can be achieved without reconsidering some stuff. We have weekend homework too. Mercury sextiles Saturn, which is great for organizing and staying on task.
Saturday the Sun sextiles Chariklo, which is finally the soothing hug we needed. We will want to lean into Chariklo’s energy as much as possible.
Sunday, Jupiter trines Lilith, so your authentic self is uncensored and unencumbered by Fucks. And Mars quincunxes Jupiter, so you have lots of drive and energy, but you might not know where to put it, which could result in some missteps…like when Venus squares Pluto. Because what’s a Sunday without an argument with your Darling over Brunch? Might I suggest a way to use that excess energy…?
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