Re-Feminist History (aka Bitchstory)

"Hey March! What’s up? Come on in. OMG good to see you! I’m so glad you’re here! Don’t mind the mess…bit of a world crisis going on and I can’t find a thing to wear! You, on the other hand, look amazing in that Lion outfit. So cute! I may need to borrow that! So here, sit sit sit! Do you need a drink and a snack? I heard traffic through January and February was brutal! Ugh I hate that! Here, drink up and OMG cheers Bitch! Yesssss. Ok so dish! Tell me what your plans are for these 30 days? Oh yes, right right...31! But before you start…I HAVE to ask…when exactly do you put on the lamb outfit? Because honey, I think I speak for more than myself when I say we cannot WAIT for you to become the damn lamb! Can.not.WAIT." *end scene* So, the big news this week is of course the New Moon in Pisces. The timing is perfect, of course. Because if the world needs anything right now, its to raise its spiritual vibration, and that’s what this dark moon offers. It also offers us the monthly ...

 Back on February 2nd,  I briefly mentioned some of the numerological significance of all the 2's.  I did an Instagram post about it as well.   I feel like this phenomena deserves a little more attention, so I thought I'd write an article about the next big 2 day...2/22/2022.  It is special for a number of reasons, not the least of which is that we won't see this again until 2222.  2022 is a 6 year, which is about healing and finding balance after the mess of the last 2 years (2020 was a 4 year of building foundations, and 2021 was a 5 year of changes). 6 relates to home, health, humanitarianism, and responsibility (If you think this is sounding like Virgo, you're right. Virgo is the 6th sign of the Zodiac). (The last time we had 6 years was 2013, 2004) The number 2 is a number of intuition, balance, cooperation, duality, internal/external.  It is a feminine number associated with inclusivity and faith.  The number 2 correlates to the High Pr...

It’s going to be an interesting week at the “office”, judging by the asteroids. The only major planetary transits (aside from the moon, which I don’t cover here) involve Neptune and Uranus to Mars, Venus and Mercury. Neptune imparts his usual dreamy, foggy romantic vibes, while Uranus and Mercury can make us a little nervous and bajiggity. All of the remaining transits I have listed involve the asteroids and Eris (a dwarf planet like Pluto) and pertain to work, and are challenging aspects (square and quincunx). Because Mars and Venus have been conjunct, they take turns having the same aspects to Lilith, Eris, and Vesta. Mars represents the masculine, Venus represents the feminine. Eris and Lilith represent the feminine warrior and the rebellious nature of the feminine and the fight to not be dominated. The planets deal one for him, one for her; Quincunx for him, quincunx for her; Square for him, square for her. Vesta represents our sacred flame, or our work. If you’re a stay a...

Wow this week is loaded with juicy stuff!! I noticed that there are more trines and sextiles at play this week, which means the energy flows nicely between planets, and therefore, us. There are a couple of squares, which can be pissy, but overall, this week is lined up for magical stuff! Forget Valentine’s Day, Plfffft. The big day is Wednesday the 16th. I mean Whoa. First of all the Sun will be squaring the lunar nodes, and this always indicates big karmic magnetism, fate, destiny, and all that. The business of the south node is old stuff, and because there is a full moon, old stuff is being wrapped up and filed. Done (or will be soon). To know what the flavor of this business is, see where Taurus and Scorpio are in your chart. The north node (now in Taurus), is always giving us the “come hither” gesture, and drawing us away from the past as we learn our lessons. With Taurus, you are finding your value based on the Taurus placement in your chart. So, like, destiny and fate. Cool...

This poem by Sarah felt like it hit just right this week. Stay with me, Scopes are on wheels this week! There have been times that I have forgotten who the hell I was I got distracted sidelined preoccupied by life by responsibilities or falling in love And of course, motherhood All of them lovely So lovely just all of them pulling me away Until I've made little choices to pull back In little moments to come home to celebrate this kind of love there's no cake for this no ring no ceremony there's no certificate to hang on the wall or big announcement to post except, I suppose, maybe this one but she is here yet she has always been here not just partner or parent but a beating heart with thoughts that run wild lightning bolts up her skin A soul that is soft and a belly that is too though, I do love that most times she tried to be everything that she was supposed to be and it was everything she was not what a ride The kind of ride you take and wonder what heck just happened But...