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Eclipse, Schmlipse! Cheers, Bitch! BitchScopes for May 1-7

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Now you can find all the podcasts under one roof - "House of Bleep Productions"!    https://bit.ly/3oXnsmV (The old links still work but we are trying to pull all listeners into the House of Bleep audience) Email me:  Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me There’s a number of things to talk about this week. We are in the thick of Mercury retrograde , (who is having a ball messing up all of my electronic and digital experiences right now!). To add to that, we kick off this week with another retrograde and end with an eclipse, and honorable mention goes to Venus, who is super busy this week, in true Gemini fashion! In order, Venus makes the following aspects: Square to Ceres (loving others until you feel resentful of them) Sextile to Eris (dramatic and independent in love) Square to Neptune (insecurity) Sextile to Jupiter (expressive and creative) Trine to Elatus (eloquent expression) Conjunct to Chaos (unexpected events) Quincunx to Pluto (insecurity and power struggles) And then af...

Dare I say, this week looks "Normal" (emphasis on the quotes)!? - Bitchscopes for April 24-30

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Listen to BitchScopes as a Podcast on Spotify:    https://spoti.fi/3XMdHDL Email me:  Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Other Bitch Podcasts: Anchor.fm/ Bitchstory  or on Spotify:  https://spoti.fi/3ZcFEWo Anchor.fm/ Bitchsplaining  or on Spotify:  https://spoti.fi/3YV6yT0 Hey Bitches, guess what? This week we do not have any 29°, or dramatic events, or “interesting” crap. This looks pretty normal, whatever the hell that is. Most of the major aspects are sextiles, which indicates ease and flow. I mean, we are in Mercury retrograde, and he’s being a real shit in my opinion, but it's mostly annoyances in my life. What are you guys experiencing? Where is your Taurus? Monday, right off the bat, we have some conjunctions with the North Node. This will attract the right people to you…it’s a “right place right time” kinda vibe. Tuesday the Sun sextile Saturn is a “get’r done” energy. And Venus sextiles Chiron which will draw people to you…and has the potential t...

Mercury Retrograde, Solar Eclipse at 29°, and more! BitchScopes for the week of April 17th

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Listen to BitchScopes as a Podcast on Spotify:    https://spoti.fi/3XMdHDL Email me:  Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Other Bitch Podcasts: Anchor.fm/ Bitchstory  or on Spotify:  https://spoti.fi/3ZcFEWo Anchor.fm/ Bitchsplaining  or on Spotify:  https://spoti.fi/3YV6yT0 Wow! What a week we have ahead of us astrologically...yes, another big deal.  I'll just start from the top and try not to dance with too many squirrels... (deep breath) Monday & Tuesday - we have access to deep Universal wisdom and we may find some obstacles to our success are temporarily out of our way.  Let’s call that a harbinger! Wednesday is the Solar Eclipse Day!  This is the 2nd new moon in Aries in a row - last month we had a new moon at 1° of Aries and this week it is at 29° of Aries.  Those are the first and last degrees of the sign, so whatever happened between March 20th and April 20th is bookended these new moons!  Aries is about initiating some...

Retrograde planets in the birth chart

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I’m on a mini break with my husband and fam, so I’m offering you a class I did a while back on retrograde planets (or lack of) in the birth chart  i hope you find it useful, but if not I’ll be back next week and you can have resting bitchface until then.  🖤     https://youtu.be/Mt2DBkKv7EY

Indictment Asteroids, Sex Worker Power Play, Spring Break & Full Moon in Libra - BitchScopes for April 3-10

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Alrighty, so we made it through a very packed March and here we are in April. Before I get into this week, I wanted to geek out, which you know is one of my pastimes. I know that most astrologers that are podcasting and publishing etc, tend to avoid being polarizing by discussing politics. Obviously I do not fall into that crowd. I think that at the present time, pretending you can avoid politics is some kind of chosen blindness and luxury. There’s too much at stake for our personal human rights, and globally there is so much unrest and shifting of power. I don’t think passionate people like myself can stay out of politics because it is touching everything. It would be a little weird to take our eye off that ball right now. And because I have made it no secret where and how I align, I know I’ve lost a few people. But I gotta be meeeee. And I have to discuss the most current events, namely, Trump’s indictment. I hope this is one small step for New York, one giant leap for mankin...