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Poetry BitchScopes for June 26- July 2

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Mercury is very busy again this week, pretty much all week. He enters Cancer on Monday which shifts our communication skills into a very instinctive mode. It is logical but also intuitive and protective. Mercury communicates with most of the major planets (the Sun, Jupiter, Saturn, Pluto, and Uranus!) this week and several of the minors. That’s a lot of transmission energy, both subtle and overt. Venus and Lilith are conjunct this week, forming a badass little alliance as the long Leo summer begins. Venus will spend 5 months in Leo, as opposed to her usual 4 weeks, due to a retrograde in July. We’ll talk more about that in a week or so but it’s nothing to panic about. The Venusian Summer has all kinds of juicy potential for everyone! Neptune begins its annual retrograde this week, casting a fog of confusion and a “lavender haze” over the 2nd half of the year. Intuition is heightened, but facts are hard to figure overall during his retrograde. This week I decided it’s poetry time. I ha...

Your RAWR Summer Solstice BitchScopes for June 19-26

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Now you can find all the podcasts  (BitchScopes, BitchSplaining and BitchStory)  under one roof - "House of Bleep Productions"!    https://bit.ly/3oXnsmV Please follow, like, subscribe, share...you know...all the things. <3 Email me:   Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Check out my June Reading Special -  Hot Goddess Summer This week the focus is on Cancer and Leo.  The Sun enters the sign of Cancer, and we have a very special goddess line up in Leo.  What do you get when you do a mashup of Cancer - the nurturer & caregiver - with and Leo - the bold, proud, and regal? A Lioness! She hunts. She takes care of the cubs and of the Pride leader.  Lionesses also care for each other in the pride, as well as helping to raise each other's offspring.  She is fiercely protective.  It's the perfect energy descriptor for this week.  I am a very visual person. I often have to draw diagrams or scribble out a picture to understand a concept. ...

I'm not gonna tell a story...oh wait, yes I am! BitchScopes for the week of June 12-18 - New Moon in Gemini

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Now you can find all the podcasts (BitchScopes, BitchSplaining and BitchStory) under one roof - "House of Bleep Productions"!    https://bit.ly/3oXnsmV Please follow, like, subscribe, share...you know...all the things. <3 Email me:   Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Check out my June Reading Special -  Hot Goddess Summer Ok folks, I’m just gonna jump right in to the deep end of the pool today without all the introspective ADHD energy I usually offer. We have a Gemini New Moon this week, and I couldn’t be happier about it. I’m a Gemini rising, and I also love a new moon. I love the dark, quiet energy of the new moon. And this one is pretty loaded. This moon happens at 26° of Gemini, aaaand as I was typing that I just had a realization so I take back what I said about not offering my introspections. Gather round the fire children, and let me tell you a story about when the internet was new... I graduated from college in 1995, and my senior year, one of my teachers wa...

I'm in the ZOA. Dark Matter for Sale. My tragic intellectual crisis - Very bitchy and sweary BitchScopes for the week of June 5th

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Now you can find all the podcasts under one roof - "House of Bleep Productions"!    https://bit.ly/3oXnsmV (The old links still work but we are trying to pull all listeners into the House of Bleep audience) Email me:  Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Hey all you beautiful Bitches and Bitchsters! To be honest with you (which I have never been anything but honest, but I do struggle to share my feelings at times), I have been really wrestling lately with feelings about not knowing what the fuck I’m doing with my life. We just recorded a Bitchsplaining episode where I bitched about wanting to quit everything (It’s uploaded and available). I have been doing Scopes for 7 years and I have these weird Saturnian and Uranian 7 year cycles in my life. Things tend to change or I break up with people/things around 7 years. I always wondered WTF that was about and then I learned via astrology that Saturn has a 28 year trip around the sun and every 7 years makes a square, opposition or con...