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Bitchstrology for the week of January 8th - New Moon in Cap!

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Horoscopes by Sign available here:  Patreon.com/houseofbleep Email me:  kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Get a personal reading with me:  12Listen Call Scheduler Podcasts:   Bitchstory Bitchscopes Bitchsplaining Instagram:  instagram.com/kellymcbitch Hello again magical bitches! My brain is overwhelmed with astrology so I’ll skip the small talk this week. The highlight of this week is the New Moon in Capricorn . But before I dive into that, I want to touch on some other things I see. There’s a definite theme of “Mission” and “Soul Purpose” in the undercurrents of this week’s astrology. Not only is Vesta pretty active this week, there’s also several aspects to the North Node of fate.  Vesta brought all her goddess friends too.  In addition to some aspects to each other, the Sun aspects Vesta, Eris, Pallas and Juno…and when the Sun makes an aspect, it’s a big deal. The goddesses almost seem to be getting a blessing from the Sun. Not all of those aspects...

Bitchstrology for the first week of 2024

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Email me:  kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Get a personal reading with me:  12Listen Call Scheduler BitchScopes (horoscopes) by Sign available here:  Patreon.com/houseofbleep Podcasts:   Bitchstory Bitchscopes Bitchsplaining Instagram:  instagram.com/kellymcbitch TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@bitchstrology Well Happy New Year all my darling Bitches, Bitchsters, and Bitchtresses!   I always find it interesting that January 1 is such a big deal. The Zodiacal new year would be when the Sun enters Aries on March 21st (the Spring Equinox). It’s kinda weird that we just decided that the transition from December to January would be this big deal, and is somehow vastly different than any other monthly transition. Idanno, but we all bought into it so here we are with all the new year, new you bullshit.  Look, I’m the same me, I’m just more tired than the me last week. Maybe it’s because I’m an Aquarius, but I’ve always hated goal setting, q...

Ho Ho and Happy Effing New Year! BitchStrology for 12/25/23-1/1/24!!

Happy holidays bitches!  I hope it was Merry and Bright. Mine was OK. You know how I feel about holidays. However - Happy Kwanzaa to those that celebrate it! If you like to do some shopping after Christmas, look for black and female owned businesses this week . This week we celebrate the New Year, roll up our hopes and dreams and wishes (and ballots) and stroll into 2024 with fingers crossed. There are a few big things happening this week in addition to the New Year, and the day-after-Xmas sales… We have a full moon in Cancer, 3 planets stationing direct, and Venus enters Sagittarius.  That’s just the major stuff, which is probably all I will cover this week- so let’s do it. Tuesday is the Full Moon. She’s at 4° of Cancer at 4:33pm Pacific. This is a great opportunity to release emotional burdens at the end of the year.  This moon conjunct Sirius, which is said to be our spiritual Sun, and sextiles Jupiter, creating an expansive flow of emotions. Sirius can beam psychic i...