Re-Feminist History (aka Bitchstory)

Horoscopes by Sign available here:  Patreon.com/houseofbleep Email me:  kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Get a personal reading with me:  12Listen Call Scheduler Podcasts:   Bitchstory Bitchscopes Bitchsplaining Instagram:  instagram.com/kellymcbitch Hey Bitches, Comment allez vous? Good…great…oh, really? They did!?  That's crazy!  Ok good chat. So this week appears to be heavy on the Mercury , which can be a very quick moving and rapidly changing energy , especially when it comes to intellect, ideas, thoughts, sometimes even feelings and mood.  So we must stay on our toes. Our intuition will be strong this week (Mercury sextile Neptune and Chariklo sextile Pandora), and we’ll be open and receptive to insight and changes (Pandora sextile Circe) .  And that’s a good thing because It appears that there’s a bit of a mini spiritual crisis afoot (Mercury quincunx Vesta) as well, which goes hand in hand with the Mercurial energy.  We migh...

Horoscopes by Sign available here:  Patreon.com/houseofbleep Email me:  kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Get a personal reading with me:  12Listen Call Scheduler Podcasts:   Bitchstory Bitchscopes Bitchsplaining Instagram:  instagram.com/kellymcbitch Hey Bitches, I’m back on my bullshit * wink* Some of you may have felt a little confused by last week’s goddess-palooza.  To put it in a single sentence - I have found meaningful parallels between traditional astrology and the transits of the goddess asteroids. And to make it clearer, I made a table - see I told you I’m on my bullshit. I’m a freak in the (spread)sheets! On the left side are this week’s transits of the major planets and their traditional interpretations. On the right are some of this week’s goddess transits and their interpretations (which I did not make up…their info is out there.)  I’ve arranged them so the meanings line up. This week’s main events are: Venus entering Capricorn, the F...

Horoscopes by Sign available here:  Patreon.com/houseofbleep Email me:  kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Get a personal reading with me:  12Listen Call Scheduler Podcasts:   Bitchstory Bitchscopes Bitchsplaining Instagram:  instagram.com/kellymcbitch Hey Bitches, I have been on a journey this weekend writing these BitchScopes. I really don't know what came over me. I have been feeling a little meh about all my projects. But when I sat down to write BitchScopes, it's like I became possessed. It's 9pm on Sunday and I just finished them. Because I went down some delicious rabbitholes, and guys, BitchScopes are reborn! It's funny, because my birthday is this coming weekend, and the Pluto Cazimi is on my bday too. That has to be what's happening! Anyway, I hope you love them. Bitchscopes are going to go much deeper as we move ahead. You're gonna learn things you didn't know, like I have. But I did it like a friggi Gemini rising, or like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix......

Horoscopes by Sign available here:  Patreon.com/houseofbleep Email me:  kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Get a personal reading with me:  12Listen Call Scheduler Podcasts:   Bitchstory Bitchscopes Bitchsplaining Instagram:  instagram.com/kellymcbitch Hello again magical bitches! My brain is overwhelmed with astrology so I’ll skip the small talk this week. The highlight of this week is the New Moon in Capricorn . But before I dive into that, I want to touch on some other things I see. There’s a definite theme of “Mission” and “Soul Purpose” in the undercurrents of this week’s astrology. Not only is Vesta pretty active this week, there’s also several aspects to the North Node of fate.  Vesta brought all her goddess friends too.  In addition to some aspects to each other, the Sun aspects Vesta, Eris, Pallas and Juno…and when the Sun makes an aspect, it’s a big deal. The goddesses almost seem to be getting a blessing from the Sun. Not all of those aspects...