Re-Feminist History (aka Bitchstory)

Well, here we are…2022.  It’s the future, and we are in it.  My flying car is very shiny and my in home teleportation device is very cool.   I got a new food fabricator for the Winter Solstice Holiday and I just love it. And I was gifted a programming module for my house-bot that teaches it to give me a massage.  I love the future!  I’m pretty sure I’ve been making Jetsons jokes on New Years Day since 2020.  I can’t stop myself.  This week, there’s a continuation of the theme of planning for the future.  Mercury is pretty significant this week, making our minds sharp and focused.  The new moon in Capricorn is goal oriented and grounded, but thanks to Uranus’ influence, has one eye on the future. Uranus provides the new moon cycle with innovative energy and some potential for positive changes and excitement.  There’s a good amount of determination and motivation in the air from several sources. And that, paired with an abundance of optimism, makes for some beautiful and magical manifest

'Twas the week of Christmas and all thru the hood,  ripples of worry and prayers for sprinkles of good.   The humans were tired, and troubled, and  sick,  because in 2021, Covid was a real dick.   Shopping was stressful and working retail was hell Small businesses were struggling and trying to sell Restaurant servers were sick of depending on tips And people’s every rude thought passing their lips Humanity was pretty damn sick of itself And had even mostly retired that stupid Elf on a Shelf The stockings were hung but not with much care What did it matter if no family was there? They were sick of the masks and sick of the rules They were sick of the shootings in all of the schools They were sick of the news and political fights They were sick of the bullshit from the left and the right So what could they do when no hope seemed close by Just more bad news flying hither and nigh Then some dreamer looked up and it donned on them: HEY! There’s always hope in every new day Just look at

Alright! Here we are, y’all. This week the much touted, often grimly painted Venus retrograde begins. I have read so much garbage about this. Look, can shitty things happen during a retrograde? Of course. Shitty things happen every day, and all we have to blame it on is ourselves, our cats, our mothers, or the moon. So we get excited when we have something else to blame! Fact is, we’ve had a lot of sweeping change type transits, including some pretty juicy and potent eclipses…oh, eclipses. Another thing that many astrologers love to spin people into a tizzy about. So here’s the thing: if you hate your job, you may decide to quit. If your boyfriend or girlfriend is kind of an asshole who doesn’t treat you well, you may decide to end it. You may decide the Lexus you bought was not a great deal after all, or that your new hair style is so bad that you want to shave your head. But if you’re mostly happy with your job, your hair, and your partner, things are probably going to tick a