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3.6 Roentgen Not great, Not terrible...BitchScopes for July 26 - August 1

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There’s an awful lot of Mercury afoot. Mostly our ability to communicate effectively is enhanced this week. But external influences may cause a shift in how we communicate. In other words, you might get pissed off and your mouth may let them know about it. In this case, your tongue can be a pretty sharp sword. Sometimes that’s a good thing. But be careful how and with whom you express yourself. Relationships may feel a little wonky and slightly out of sync. It will pass. Another reason to keep your words in check. Overall it isn’t the most sunshiney, rainbows and unicorns week. It’s not awful either. In the HBO series Chernobyl, one of the characters is measuring ionizing radiation. The following quote has made its way onto t-shirts and other merch, and aptly describes the snapshot of this week: “3.6 Roentgen Not great, Not terrible” This week’s scopes are written with “mitigation of bullshit” and “survival of fuckery” in mind. July 26 Mercury trine Pallas - your words are ...

Traffic Jam in the asteroid belt - Bitchscopes for July 19-26

Well, the bitches are busy this week, kids! And by “bitches”, I mean the goddesses (over half the many transits this week involve the asteroids).. Vesta fans the flames of our professional or vocational passions, Lilith creates sparks of rebellion by making several strong aspects, and Eris is there to just sprinkle some gasoline on the fire. Then there’s the full moon to illuminate any irritations we might be covering. But don’t fret! In between irritations and annoyances, we do get an injection of fun. The sun moves into Leo this week, reminding us the importance of play and creativity. Clients often tell me that they are not creative when I suggest the need for an outlet. But it isn’t just about scrapbooking, painting, knitting and decorating. Creativity can come via gardening, cooking, sex, or just laughter and joyful movement. Sometimes just putting on make up that you wouldn’t normally can perk your creative brain cells. Just shaking your booty or using a hula hoop can activate yo...

Eris is the tip of the arrow...

Apologies for my posting this later than usual. I got a migraine headache, which started a day before the new moon in Cancer. It is connected to hormones, and my daughter’s cycles seem to trigger mine. Great fun. I looked at when I last had a killer migraine it was in February at the end of a Gemini moon cycle. Gemini is my ascendant, and apparently transits to your ascendant can cause headaches. Since this is a moon transit...my hormones (and the literal fruit of my loins and her hormones) are involved. Very interesting and yet very, very annoying. I have said before that I think it is bullshit that the chemicals that literally run our body and keep us alive start petering out so early in life. Back a couple hundred years ago, women were dead before they had to deal with menopause. I’m glad we live longer, but I feel like our endocrine systems need to catch the fuck up! We also become depleted of melatonin as we age, which is why we struggle with sleep cycles. Our digesti...

BitchScopes for July 5-12

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This week your thoughts may be pretty pointed and you could find yourself wanting to call someone on their bullshit. While Neptune is retrograde, our intuition is actually stronger, and we may see a situation with a unique clarity. But of course we have to be prudent and sheath our sharp tongue for our own benefit, because the focus this week is truly about nurturing our loved ones and finding support from them for ourselves. Both career and partner relationships are on stage this week. Your partner is likely to be a source of support for you, or you to them. The one challenge to that would be Venus square Uranus on the 8th. But I’m choosing to interpret that as a desire for positive change within the relationship based on new information rather than old baggage. That may not feel positive in the moment, but I feel you will be able to sense that there’s a supportive undercurrent to Uranus’ effects. The New Moon in Cancer underscores this. We will be focused on nurturing, sentim...

You've got this! BitchScopes for June 28-July 5

In looking over the major aspects this week, it appears that both personal sense of confidence and relationships are highlighted, as well as some Uranian surprises, and the awkward adjustments of quincunxes. July as a whole appears to be full of adjustments, because there are quite a few ingresses (when a planet moves into a new sign) happening this month. There are 9 total ingresses in July (counting asteroids)! When a planet moves into a sign, the enthusiasm and energy of that sign and planet are heightened. It’s almost like the enthusiasm of Aries...ready to get in there and get er done! (As a side note, the anaretic degree, or 29 degrees of a sign, is somewhat like Aquarius and Piscean energy; Aquarius is somewhat detached and ready to move on at any given time, and Pisces is ready to merge with the other. There will be a few anaretic hits this month as well, because a planet must hit the end of a sign before it hits the beginning of another. They will also be brief, for the most p...

BitchScopes for June 21-28

This week there are some really optimistic and helpful transits. But overall, there seems to be this push-pull, teeter totter between self and other. The moon is full in Capricorn, which rules the 10th house. But the moon rules the 4th house, just opposite the 10th house. So that lunation alone creates a family vs. job vibe. But if you take a look at all the transits (over on the blog at kellymcclain.blogspot.com), you’ll see something like this as the play by play/day by day: You feel (and are) attractive You or your “other” are impatient and resentful Everyone is optimistic! You or your partner are jealous and needy You feel so gifted and talented! You feel disillusioned You have long term goals! You need to be spooned!! You spent too much money this week trying to cope with your emotional whiplash, and now you’re stressed about your bank account!! Go back to being spooned… So, what the hell do we do? Well, first, let’s just focus on this Full Moon, bringing things to fruition a...

Stands with a Fist - BitchScopes for June 14-21

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This is one of those weeks where there are many juxtapositions of conflicting energy. This is true throughout the week, and also on some individual days - there will be dualing transits working in different directions. As a result, we are likely to feel pretty edgy. The big news this week is the 2nd Saturn square Uranus transit on Monday (tension, challenges, changes). Not to be outdone, however, is dwarf planet Pluto making several strong aspects to other planets, indicating power plays and touchy triggers. AND, Eris and Lilith both make a notable appearance, indicating that, we will likely “stand with a fist” (remember her from Dances with Wolves?). How this plays out and whose fist wins will depend on the location of Eris and Lilith in your chart, and the chart of those you live and work with. I wonder how many times I can dramatically use “AND…” in this article… AND...Mercury is slowing down, preparing to station direct. The days Mercury stations retrograde or direct are actu...