Re-Feminist History (aka Bitchstory)

Mercury is very busy again this week, pretty much all week. He enters Cancer on Monday which shifts our communication skills into a very instinctive mode. It is logical but also intuitive and protective. Mercury communicates with most of the major planets (the Sun, Jupiter, Saturn, Pluto, and Uranus!) this week and several of the minors. That’s a lot of transmission energy, both subtle and overt. Venus and Lilith are conjunct this week, forming a badass little alliance as the long Leo summer begins. Venus will spend 5 months in Leo, as opposed to her usual 4 weeks, due to a retrograde in July. We’ll talk more about that in a week or so but it’s nothing to panic about. The Venusian Summer has all kinds of juicy potential for everyone! Neptune begins its annual retrograde this week, casting a fog of confusion and a “lavender haze” over the 2nd half of the year. Intuition is heightened, but facts are hard to figure overall during his retrograde. This week I decided it’s poetry time. I ha...

Now you can find all the podcasts  (BitchScopes, BitchSplaining and BitchStory)  under one roof - "House of Bleep Productions"!    https://bit.ly/3oXnsmV Please follow, like, subscribe, share...you know...all the things. <3 Email me:   Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Check out my June Reading Special -  Hot Goddess Summer This week the focus is on Cancer and Leo.  The Sun enters the sign of Cancer, and we have a very special goddess line up in Leo.  What do you get when you do a mashup of Cancer - the nurturer & caregiver - with and Leo - the bold, proud, and regal? A Lioness! She hunts. She takes care of the cubs and of the Pride leader.  Lionesses also care for each other in the pride, as well as helping to raise each other's offspring.  She is fiercely protective.  It's the perfect energy descriptor for this week.  I am a very visual person. I often have to draw diagrams or scribble out a picture to understand a concept. ...

Now you can find all the podcasts (BitchScopes, BitchSplaining and BitchStory) under one roof - "House of Bleep Productions"!    https://bit.ly/3oXnsmV Please follow, like, subscribe, share...you know...all the things. <3 Email me:   Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Check out my June Reading Special -  Hot Goddess Summer Ok folks, I’m just gonna jump right in to the deep end of the pool today without all the introspective ADHD energy I usually offer. We have a Gemini New Moon this week, and I couldn’t be happier about it. I’m a Gemini rising, and I also love a new moon. I love the dark, quiet energy of the new moon. And this one is pretty loaded. This moon happens at 26° of Gemini, aaaand as I was typing that I just had a realization so I take back what I said about not offering my introspections. Gather round the fire children, and let me tell you a story about when the internet was new... I graduated from college in 1995, and my senior year, one of my teachers wa...

Now you can find all the podcasts under one roof - "House of Bleep Productions"!    https://bit.ly/3oXnsmV (The old links still work but we are trying to pull all listeners into the House of Bleep audience) Email me:  Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Hey all you beautiful Bitches and Bitchsters! To be honest with you (which I have never been anything but honest, but I do struggle to share my feelings at times), I have been really wrestling lately with feelings about not knowing what the fuck I’m doing with my life. We just recorded a Bitchsplaining episode where I bitched about wanting to quit everything (It’s uploaded and available). I have been doing Scopes for 7 years and I have these weird Saturnian and Uranian 7 year cycles in my life. Things tend to change or I break up with people/things around 7 years. I always wondered WTF that was about and then I learned via astrology that Saturn has a 28 year trip around the sun and every 7 years makes a square, opposition or con...

Hey! well here we are, entering June (?!). We have a lot going on this week, including a full moon! But as the week begins we have Saturn and the Sun in a square on Sunday the 28th. That can be a bit heavy and dreary.  But it does get better. And in my case, because I'm a weirdo, this week's scopes were driven a bit by the heavy energy I felt.  I usually feel the big/strong transits a day or 2 before they happen. I don’t know why or what that means. Maybe it’s an empath thing. Maybe it’s and Aquarius hive mind thing. Maybe it’s nothing, but it has become as predictable as my hormonal imbalance induced migraines. True to form, I started feeling Saturn on Friday 5/26... I felt like someone let all the air out of my balloon. By some cruel twist of fate, I am most creative when I am depressed. So this week’s scopes summary will be structured like a wildly Gemini-Aquarius 5-ish act play ( and  read with my typical bad french accent for no reason )   Dim the house light...

This week feels like it picks up from last week’s theme of “raw potential” and adds some “fate” to the mix. There is a lot of kismet type of energy this week. A majority of that energy is contributed by the Nodes of the Moon, which are said to be the nodes of fate. The North node is what we should be seeking and the south node is our experiences that we draw upon to get there. My son and I were just talking about Star Wars (we were assigning a Star Wars character to each cat, if you must know what kind of deep, intellectual discourse goes on around here), and when I talk about the nodes of fate I am really drawn to the Luke Skywalker story. If you are a Star Wars “Noob”, basically Luke was a humble farm boy (albeit on a distant planet in a time long, long ago…) who discovers the truth of his “real” parents (a Queen and a “bad boy” who was foretold to be the Chosen One who would bring balance between good and evil, no pressure. He chooses evil, but his offspring actually do ultima...

Alrighty, let’s talk about the week of May 15-22. Get a glass of wine - it’s appropriate. First up, we have 3 planets changing signs - Jupiter, the Sun, and Mars . Anytime a planet enters a sign (in direct motion), it begins at 0°. Like 29°, Zero degrees is considered “critical”. Zero degrees is always very enthusiastic, like the first day on the job. There is a great deal of potential in that Zero. Also this week, Mercury has just gone direct and is building up some speed and going BACK over his retrograde path. Then we have a New Moon in Taurus. The Sun makes far more aspects than usual, and Pluto makes an appearance too. So let’s do these curtain calls in order of appearance: We start the week with Mars in a trine to Neptune, which is sensitive and sexy. Jupiter is sextile to Chaos, which is raw potential at its finest. It’s like looking in your fridge to see what you can make. You have eggs, so you could make some…eggs. Or you could make a quiche! No, better yet, cookie d...