Re-Feminist History (aka Bitchstory)

Happy New Year! New Year is a weird concept to me. I know we have to track time, I mean...I guess. We gotta know how old we are, when to go to work and what time to pick up the kids.  January seems kinda arbitrary. The Zodiacal new year is in March of course, with Aries. That feels more sensible..spring, new life, etc.  So I feel like those religions and traditions make a bit more sense than our weird Gregorian calendar or whatever.  Honestly, I wish we could celebrate a new year in like, July or September. Around July I am just sick to fucking death of whatever is going on in that year and ready for it to end. "End"...which is really just rolling into another month. So I don't really get the whole concept, other than hey cool, I get a new calendar.  But here we are in 2023. Look at my metallic jumpsuit and instant nail polish and hovercraft vehicle which runs on cat shit. oooooh. Neat! The future is cool!   Annnnyway, there are very clear messages from the...

2023 has 3 major players changing signs…actually 4.  Pluto, Saturn, Jupiter, and the Lunar Nodes will all move into new signs this year! That’s a lot! Pluto changes signs only every 20 years. Saturn changes signs every 3 ½ years. The lunar nodes shift around every 18 months. And Jupiter changes signs each year.  For all of those major outer planets to be changing in one year spells some major changes.  Luckily they aren’t all going to happen this year, but the ingress of each of these planets will be felt!   Pluto is the slowest and creates the deepest social changes. Saturn is felt more personally but also rules social structures.  Jupiter is so big that honestly, it touches everything. Luckily, Jupiter’s influence is mostly beneficial, with the warning that it can lead to over-doing things.   Let’s break down what’s happening this year and look at some of my predictions Pluto in Aquarius On March 23, 2023 Pluto will move into Aquarius for the fi...

Happy Post-Xmas, and Happy New Year, Bitches . I have a weird relationship with the holidays and I’m not sure why. Maybe it's an empath thing, maybe its just a human thing. But I’m always glad when it's over. BitchScopes are coming to you a little later in the week than normal because I’m intentionally taking it very slow this week, and maybe next, until the kids go back to school.   If you read last week’s scopes, I went hard into Nerdville. We started 2022 with a new moon in Cap at 12° and our last moon of 2022 was a new moon in Cap at 1°. We also started 2022 with a Mercury in retrograde in (Aquarius and then) Cap. There is a clear message here about doing a real review of progress and problems and really offering things up for healing . 2023 feels like a year where things might really turn a corner. I think I’ll write a separate blog entry (and likely a podcast episode) with my feelings of what might unfold in 2023. But let’s just look at this week… There’s some st...