Saturn moves into Pisces AND a full moon in Virgo! BitchScopes for the week of March 6-12

Ok bitches! Here we are. Astrologers have been talking about March 2023 for many months.  This week, things start shifting!  

I'm going to cut straight to the chase this week. Saturn enters Pisces on Tuesday after being in Aquarius for 2.5 years.  Here's what I wrote at the beginning of 2023 about this crucial transit: 

On March 7, Saturn will leave Aquarius for Pisces. This should be interesting! These are totally opposite energies - Saturn is boundaries and rules and Pisces is connectedness and spiritual.

Saturn in Pisces Dates:

• February 14th 1935, to April 25th 1937
• October 17th 1937, to January 14th, 1938
• March 23rd, 1964, to September 16th, 1964
• December 16th, 1964, to March 3rd, 1967
• May 21st, 1993, to June 30th, 1993
• January 28th, 1994, to April 7th, 1996
• March 7th, 2023, to May 24th, 2025
• September 1st, 2025, to February 13th, 2026

Themes: Religion, discipline, boundaries, lack of boundaries, confronting addiction, charity, compassion, depression, melancholy, immigration law, Fascism vs anti fascism (again. This concept will be big).

We are already seeing a decline in organized religions, and Christianity has come under heavy criticism over the last few years. As Christianity declines (its a cycle…it’ll come back, weirder), antisemitism is likely to surge.

Hitler came into power during Saturn in Pisces, Emergence of belief systems that focus on autonomy (the church of satan was founded under saturn in pisces)

he wanted to eradicate the Christian church. We already know what else he wanted to eradicate. Also during this transit, the Church of England allowed its first female priests. New age and esoteric religions have generally become popular during these cycles.

Saturn in Pisces could be lonely, and we might see a lot more discussion around depression. The health care entities in the Western world are likely to formally embrace mental health care in a more significant way. Also very likely are more public discussions about substance additions, recovery, sobriety. Melancholy will be a theme that we will see played out in music, movies, and literature. Nihilism will slowly move on as we realize that we can’t just sit on our asses and be sad about climate doom etc.

My Predictions for Saturn in Pisces

• Melancholy as an artform and cultural vibe
• Israel- Palestine escalation
• Birth control protection will be codified (birth control was developed under Saturn in Pisces)
• Religious zealotry
• Minimum age issues examined (driving, drinking, social media ad targeting, etc).
• Regulation over technology
• Big pharma will be called out in a major way, and western medicine will begin to move away from hard core pain killers (I just saw a new technique for post C-sections that involves an implanted thread that delivers just lidocaine to the area via a balloon and pump!)
• Prison reform - specifically I expect to see some people released who are in prison for just Cannabis.
• A new prohibition and attempts to de-popularize drinking. Non drinkers as a new social norm (bespoke mocktails industry is already forming)
• Conspiracy theories will settle down
• Younger generations who have been complaining about our collective doom will need to get their shit together and get jobs.
• Interest in Psychology will surge
• Psychedelics will be the new Marijuana

The above is how  Saturn will affect society.  Personally, Saturn will firm up whatever area he's passing through.  For example, I got married when Saturn was in  my 7th house.  But a couple who has been struggling might decide it is time to just go separate ways in a 7th similar transit.  Saturn makes things serious, permanent, secure, and provides boundaries.  Saturn will be transiting my midheaven during his time in Pisces. So it will be interesting to see what happens with my career over the next couple of years. 

That same day (Tuesday) we have a full moon in Virgo (interestingly, the opposite of Pisces).  So that 6th house and 12th house axis is very activated this week.  I will go through how that affects each sign (specifically you should read your rising sign for this info). 

Uranus has a strong influence on this full moon, and I love to say about Uranus "expect the unexpected".  That was a the motto of a safety department I worked for once.  How stupid and yet...logical? Anyway, sudden events can happen with Uranus' influence.  Add that to a full moon and...in my case it seems it has set all my cats on "level 10 weirdo", at least at the moment.  

Pluto is still at 29° and will be moving into Aquarius in a couple weeks. But for now, any aspects Pluto makes will be at that critical degree.  Wherever Pluto is in your chart right now, there is extra emphasis and weight.  Things are getting wrapped up before he shifts into Aquarius later this month.  

There are plenty of other interesting aspects, (Venus, Mars and Eris are dancing around each other creating an empowering triad) but Saturn and the full moon kind of overshadow everything so that's what we are going to focus on.  Here we go!

ARIES - Saturn is taking you to Spiritual grad school.  You will be reflecting on the past, your wounds, your secrets, your failures...in general there is a lot of depth in this transit.  But it isn't necessarily going to make you lonely or unhappy.  You are just likely to be focusing on what is really "real" in your life.  You will examine what is important and what you need for security (this is often the healing of those old wounds).  Pluto is finishing up work in your 10th house.  You have been very focused on career and achievements and some aspect of that might feel really big or heavy right now.  You have established strong foundations for your public life and you're entering a period where friendships and alliances will be emphasized.  The full moon in Virgo lights up information in your 6th house. The full moon enlightens us, and brings information into the open.  This moon could provide answers about your health or something with your physical body. There might also be changes in your day-to-day tasks at work, or how you feel about your work.  

TAURUS - This Saturn transit is going to tighten up your circle of friends.  People who aren't really your friend will be moved out of your inner circle, and people who have proven they are trustworthy will have their connection with your strengthened.  This period of time will show you that you can achieve great things with "a little help from your friends".  Friends are not always the BFF kind of people.  In the 11th house they can be business associates, peers, or colleagues as well as people you share things in common with, like clubs. Pluto is wrapping things up in your 9th house of learning, travel and experience.  What you believe has been anchored in after years of sorting through various philosophies and weighing them for yourself.  This full moon in Virgo happens in your 5th house.  Romantic relationships can become serious, dramatic, or sexually charged.  Or you might realize that you need more of some particular thing that offers you joy and pleasure.  

GEMINI - Saturn will be moving into your office, so to speak.  Your 10th house of career is going to be solidified under this transit.  Speaking as a Gemini rising myself, this is going to be interesting.  With Gemini rising, we also have Pisces Midheaven (MC), and our careers may have wandered a bit, never quite feeling solid.  Whereas some of our friends have always known what they want to do and what they are good at,  we Pisces MC's have been very fluid.  Saturn is likely to firm up this part of our lives.  Pluto is finishing up business in the 8th house of other people's stuff/money.  Pluto has been digging out what we've buried in regards to finances, intimacy, and our more primal urges.   The Virgo full moon happens in the 4th house, where truths about home and family can be suddenly realized, or something with our physical home can soon be finalized. 

CANCER - Saturn will be setting up shop in your 9th house and you are going on a deep dive for truth and meaning.  You will be reviewing what you've learned thus far and  what you are keeping and tossing. Your principles and ideals may be tested during this 2 year period. And woe until they who cross a cancer's principles! Especially if it affects someone they love.  During this time you are also likely to see your ambitions begin to bear good fruit.  Pluto is finishing up business in the 7th house where he has been for 15 years.  Power struggles in relationships are finishing up in some way now. These connections will either go deeper or go away.  The Virgo full moon lights up your 3rd house of communication. This is prime gossip territory so be aware.  Information or secrets can come out as well.   

LEO - Saturn in Pisces will happen in your 8th house.  During this time, your security will be derived by discovering your own power as well as resources of "others".   This could mean a partnership forms, or that you secure financing that will help you achieve the desired security.  Something about this transit feels to me like you'll utilize the resources and even people around you  to secure yourself solid footing before you go out on your own in some way.  Pluto is finishing up in your 6th house, where your physical vitality has been tested for the last 15 years.  Perhaps you've been self sacrificing and if so, you're feeling pretty over it at this point.  This Virgo full moon illuminates your 2nd house of earned money.  This might bring up feelings around money, or have you reassessing your budget in some way. You might make a large purchase that you've been saving for. You could get the raise you've been asking for.  Something financial comes to fruition. 

VIRGO - Saturn's time in Pisces will land in your 7th house of partnership.  If you're in a solid relationship, it could become permanent in the next couple years.  (It happened to me!) If you're married or in a business partnership that is faltering and struggling, this 2 years will ask you to get serious about WTF you're doing.  Business relationships can be really strengthened at this time as well, it just depends on how things are as you enter this transit.  Pluto is wrapping up his time in your 5th house.  Maybe there's a feeling of urgency or major power struggles happening around your children, or the desire to have children, etc.  Perhaps the last 15 years have been a creative fiesta for you.  And if you are, say...a professional dominatrix, you'll probably be hanging up your riding crop soon.  Last but certainly not least this full moon is all about you.  It will illuminate your 1st house of self and give you a sense of direction for your next steps (from dominatrix in the 5th house to sexual healer in the 6th house?). 

LIBRA - Saturn's transit through Pisces will happen in your 6th house of health and habits.  Your sense of security is likely to come from your routines during this time.  Saturn will ask you to get serious about your health. If there are any issues, he'll point them out. If your work tasks or routine are not cutting it, he will push you to make changes there for your advancement.   Something to watch for during this time is fixation.  It might be you, or it might be someone around you and that is a reflection of the 6th house. Don't spin your wheels about the mole on your back...go get it checked.  Don't spin your wheels about some minor matter in your relationship.  Focus on the bigger picture.   Just something to be aware of.  Pluto is finishing up in your 4th house.  Your family situation has been challenging in some way over the last 2 years and that should be winding down, though right now it might still feel a bit heavy.  Finally, the full moon in Virgo is in your 12th house. This is a classic "things fallout out of the closet" type thing.  If you have shoved things aside or tried to bury them, or plain forgotten about something, these things might just float to the surface under Virgo's eagle eye and the spotlight of the full moon.  

SCORPIO - Saturn will set up shop in your 5th house for the next 2 years.  This could be a very eye opening time for you, depending on life circumstances. The 5th house is joy, fun, children, romance, and sex.  You might have a kind of sexual awakening.  You might have to deal with the security of your children in some way. Or you might just realize that you need some F-U-N in your life ASAP.  Saturn will make sure you are aware of what you've been missing. It could be really fun!  Pluto is finishing up in your 3rd house .  If you happen to be working on a book, you might be feeling the pressure right now to get it finished.  During the last 15 years with Pluto in the 3rd, you may have felt challenged to express yourself in some way. This can be a psychologically difficult transit in this house.  But you are about to emerge from it with a very new outlook. The Virgo full moon on Tuesday hits your 11th house.  This can shine a light on your friendships and associations with peers and colleagues and give you a sort of insight you didn't have before. If there are touchy issues in an 11th house relationship, it might come to a head during this moon.  

SAGITTARIUS -  Saturn will be camping out in your living room for a couple years...and by that I mean in your 4th house of home and family.  Family situations and circumstances can take on a more serious tone during this time, or maybe you move out on your own (that's very Saturnian) during this period and set up your own house. You'll get familiar with Saturn real quick when you have new responsibilities and obligations.   Pluto is finishing up business in your 2nd house, where you have been learning about what you truly value, what makes you feel valued, and what makes you feel secure.  If you had entrenched circumstances or people that made you feel crappy, chances are you've decided to move on from them during the last 15 years.  The full moon in Virgo highlights your 10th house of career and public image.  You have the spotlight on you, and whether that's good or bad only you know.  But you will be noticed. 

CAPRICORN -  Since Saturn is your ruling planet, you are pretty at-home with the energy he offers.  He'll be moving into your 3rd house, making you get serious about how you express yourself, learning, publishing, even how you think.  This can be a time where depression can creep in, so do be aware of that and take care of your mental health.  Your sense of security is going to be attached to your mental energy during this time. You may come up with big solutions to big problems, or your sense of being heard and understood might feel challenged.   Meanwhile, Pluto is saying his goodbyes to Cap, and I know all the caps are standing on their metaphorical porches waving enthusiastically "Ok bye. byeeee. ok now, bye. Right. Have a nice trip. Uh huh, thanks, you too. Ok bye".  and then slamming that damn door and pouring a drink.  Your whole sense of self and identity has been undergoing a 15 year make over. Sure 15 years changes anyone. But 15 year with Pluto looking back at you in the mirror is intense! But look at you, bitch! Thriving. Winning. Surviving.  Whatever state you're in, it's OK!  Finally the full moon in Virgo will be in your 9th house of belief, travel and experience. Big dreams live here as well, so you might get a little taste of your future during this illuminated time.  

AQUARIUS - Saturn is your co-ruler, and so like Capricorn, you're pretty used to having him as your boss.  He will be in your 2nd house as he's traveling through Pisces, making sure you learn how to budget, balance your checkbook, and pay yourself first throughout life.  Your earnings can increase during this time because Saturn will make you get serious about money and spending. Or you might feel a little cramped as he puts a hold on your spending in some way. Pluto is finishing up in your 12th house...and man what a fun placement that is! NOT!  So toodaloo Pluto, thanks for the trip deep into my subconscious mind, my wounds, karma, and secrets.  Thanks for transforming my entire psyche.  Have a nice trip to...my...shit...1st house. You're gonna be transformed, little duckling!  Anyway, the 1st is better than the 12th, kid!  The full moon in Virgo illuminates your 8th house of debt and taxes, and also other people's stuff.  Get your tax return squared away.  You might also just decide you're done doing the heavy emotional lifting in a relationship, or something alone those lines. 

PISCES - Welcome to the jungle, Pisces! It's your turn with Saturn.  Actually I feel like Saturn would have a very well manicured lawn, not a jungle.  And he will make sure your metaphorical front yard is in top shape too.  Saturn in your 1st house asks you to get serious about who you are and what makes you identify as you do.  The 1st house is who you are in the world and how you present yourself. Saturn will show you yourself with great clarity, ready or not.  Pluto is tidying up from his "party" in the 11th house for the last 15 years.  There he has been transforming your connections with peer groups, colleagues, and friends. He's also made you take a hard look at your hope and dreams and decide what stays and what goes.   Heaviness around friendships should lighten up over the next weeks and months, and you'll feel like you have a better handle on what you want and need from those connections.  Finally, the full moon in Virgo hits your 7th house. You might feel critical of a partner or spouse during this lunation.  You might also get a contract for a job or project.  Generally, feelings about partners will be magnified during this time.  

PLANETS THIS WEEK

SUN - Pisces
MERCURY - Pisces
VENUS - Aries
MARS - Gemini
JUPITER - Aries
SATURN --> Pisces
URANUS - Taurus
NEPTUNE - Pisces
PLUTO - 29° Capricorn
CHIRON - Aries
CHARIKLO - Aquarius
CHAOS - Gemini (Rx)
N. NODE - Taurus
CERES - Libra
PALLAS - Cancer
JUNO --> Taurus
VESTA - Aries
LILITH - Leo
ERIS - Aries
SIRIUS- Cancer (fixed)

TRANSITS THIS WEEK

Monday 06 March 
Sun  sextile Uranus 

Mercury quincunx Lilith  
Mercury  sextile N Node 

Tuesday 07 March 
Full Moon in Virgo  4:40 am PST
Saturn enters Pisces 
Pallas  square Vesta 

Wednesday 08 March
N.Node square Lilith

Thursday 09 March
Juno  sextile Chaos 
Mercury trine Pallas 

Friday 10 March

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Saturday 11 March
Venus sextile Mars 
Mercury sextile Uranus 
Venus conjunct Eris 
Pluto  square Juno  @29° Capricorn/Aries
Jupiter  conjunct Chiron 

Sunday 12 March
Mars sextile Eris 
Chiron  conjunct Vesta 
Jupiter  conjunct Vesta
Saturn  sextile Juno

Monday 13 March
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Buckle your seatbelts, but first...poetry - BitchScopes for Feb 27th - March 6th

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Well, this is nice for a change - there are minimal major transits this week. There are always minor transits, but a bitch can only focus on so much, and I prefer to play with asteroids rather than semi-whatevers. There’s plenty of asteroid activity. The reason I love working with the goddess asteroids is well, because they are the goddesses. But they give us deeper self awareness. I feel like they are a little more personal in their energy, and a little easier to access for whatever reason.

So the major transits this week are Venus conjunct Jupiter and Mercury conjunct Saturn - and both of these transits are once-a-year events. The former gives a pleasant and peaceful vibe to the week. The latter favors logic and reason for any problem solving that needs to be done.  It is interesting to note that Saturn will be at 29°, so the traits of Saturn will feel heavier. Rules will be important.  You'll need to be disciplined if you want to reach your goal. There is an order to things that we will be asked to observe. Duty, carrying your assigned burden, and acknowledging authority (barf) are themes to be aware of. Humanitarian issues will feel extra urgent and critical this week and next, (and there are plenty of them).  

Monday Mercury conjunct Eris is bold and fearless expression. (Yesss bitch! ) Tuesday is interesting, because while that spicy Eris energy might cause some kerfuffles in relationships, that Chariklo influence is compassionate and forgiving. Wednesday seems to be a little more focused on your path and mission. Are you walking the walk? Are you headed in the right direction? If you’ve been doing any inner work or trying to increase your awareness of how you tick, you’re doing well. It’s the people who aren’t reading this shit that are likely to get a shake up when things like eclipses roll around. Thursday looks very smart and logical. And then the weekend is colored with this air of forgiveness, compassion, getting aligned, having peace.

March is going to be an intense month of changes for the planets. We will feel those shifts without a doubt. Mostly they will feel like we hit rough seas or turbulence. We are likely to feel just a bit bajiggity. Here’s what goes down in March:

• Mercury changes signs TWICE
• Venus changes signs
• The Sun changes signs
• The Spring Equinox happens
• Mars (finally!) changes signs (has been in Gemini for 7 months and normally spends about 6 weeks in a sign!)
• Saturn changes signs! - Saturn has been in Aquarius for 2.5 years so this is very significant
• Pluto changes signs! - Pluto has been in Capricorn for 15 years, disrupting the Patriarchy and all of the other foundations of the US. Now he will be shaking up who we are as a culture, a society, a community. He will be forcing us to look at humanitarian issues, and its bound to get ugly. I kinda can’t wait.

This is A LOT!!! So much pivots this month. So enjoy this week to the best of your ability. Embrace anything that feels good. Rest. Next week Saturn enters Pisces and we have a Virgo Full Moon (not my favorite).  It’s not like you can really prepare for these things, per se, or even that you need to. But this is an invitation to take a deep breath.  

In light of all that, I’m going to do a little guided bibliomancy for each sign. I like to use Poetry. (This is so Mercury in Pisces!) I’m not sure yet who I’m going to quote, but each sign’s snippet will be properly attributed to the authors. Get some tea, light a candle, and let’s get hippie with it. *snaps*

ARIES - “My bees get their first supplies from the catkins of the willows. How quickly they find them out! If but one catkin opens anywhere within range, a bee is on hand that very hour to rifle it, and it is a most pleasing experience to stand near the hive some mild April day and see them come pouring in with their little baskets packed with this first fruitage of the spring.” - John Burroughs “The Pastoral Bees” from Locusts and wild Honey

Interestingly enough, a significant amount of activity is happening in your 11th house, which is very much where I would place bees if bees were into astrology. Maybe they are, I’ve never asked one. Maybe you should ask…



TAURUS - “I think people make a very big mistake by not showing their human sides. More often than not, if people can see the sensitive side of (people) in business, they relate better to them. They realize we all have frailties just like they do, and it really strengthens relationships.” - Janet L. Robinson, NYT CEO.

Much of your chart activity is happening in your 12th house of spiritual and inner life, and your 10th house of public life. Can you merge them, or at least introduce them to each other?
(“People” is actually “women” in the original quote, but that pissed me off, and I’m sure if you have been following me for a minute, you know why.)

GEMINI - “Let’s conjure up from the depths of our souls: the truest, most beautiful lives we can imagine. The truest, most beautiful families we can fathom. The truest, most beautiful world we can hope for. Let’s put it all on paper. Let’s look at what we’ve written and decide that these are not pipe dreams; these are our marching orders. These are the blueprints for our lives, our families, and the world. May the invisible become visible. May our dreams become our plans” Glennon Doyle, Untamed

Your 11th and 9th houses are particularly activated this week, and they are both visionary and idealistic. Dream the impossible dream. The realists of the world depend on you to do so.


CANCER - “Out of the mud two strangers came, and caught me splitting wood in the yard. And one of them put me off my aim by hailing cheerily “hit them hard!” I knew pretty well why he dropped behind and let the other go on a way. I knew pretty well what he had in mind: he wanted to take my job for pay.” - Robert Frost, Two Tramps in Mud Time

The 2 areas of your chart I am drawn to this week are the 10th and the 8th. The 10th is for career aspirations. The 8th holds traumas, and burdens and secrets. Hold your ideas close to your vest.


LEO - “Europe clogged my heart with all the joys of life. The only cure, the doctor said, was to cleanse myself completely of any culture, inspiration, or authenticity, so he prescribed a healthy but not deadly dose of Hollywood.” - Atticus, The Dark Between the Stars

I'm hoping it is somewhat obvious why this quote is appropriate for Leo. But it is also fitting because the most activated areas of your chart are the 7th and 9th houses, where we fall in love with others and with experiences.  Do not seek the cure for a heart clogged with joys!


VIRGO - "May I feel said he, I'll squeal said she, just once said he, its fun said she.  May I touch said he, how much said she, a lot said he, why not said she" - e.e. cummings, 16

The areas of your chart that are most activated this week are the 8th and the 6th. There's definitely some sexual energy happening in your body. What you do with it is your choosing.  

LIBRA - "I caught myself smiling thinking of a memory we have yet to make; I'll let you know when we get there." - J. Iron Word, Future Memories

Your 5th and 7th houses are activated this week, and those relate to romance, joy, sex, and relationship.  It's a good week to remember how silly/stupid and important this kind of love is, and nurture it wherever you find it. 



SCORPIO -"When it comes to who my children are, I don't want to be an Expectations Parent.  I don't want my kids striving to meet an arbitrary list of preconceived goals I have created for them.  I want to be a Treasure Hunt Parent.  I want to encourage my children to spend their lives digging, uncovering more and more about who they already are, and then sharing what they discover with those lucky enough to be trusted by them" - Glennon Doyle, Untamed

Your 4th and 6th houses are strong this week.  What are the habits that make your home or family the way it is? Can you derive something useful for your parenting practice from this quote? Or maybe you need to apply this to your expectations of yourself...


SAGITTARIUS - "She was no one to me on a train in May and everyone to me under the stars in June" - Atticus, The Dark between the Stars

Romance and friends are the flavor of this week in your stars.  Cherish the people you spend time with and fall in love with. Until you can't cherish them anymore, and then, cherish yourself, and surround yourself with people who cherish you. 



CAPRICORN - "Spades take up leaves no better than spoons, and bags full of leaves are light as balloons...next to nothing for weight; and since they grew duller from contact with earth, next to nothing for color.  Next to nothing for use. But a crop is a crop, and who's to say where the harvest shall stop?" 

- Robert Frost, Gathering Leaves

This week your 4th and 2nd houses are more active.  The 4th house is the "home and family" sector of your chart, and the 2nd house is "earned money".  Things hold whatever value you assign to them...a crop is a crop. Or is it? You get to decide what to value within your own family.  


AQUARIUS - "She was just my kind of crazy" - Atticus, The Dark Between the Stars

I selected this line for selfish reasons because I am an Aquarius, and we all know I'm crazy.  But for every crazy, there is a person out there that will cherish that flavor of crazy.  We all deserve that.  Don't try to cram yourself into society's stupid little square cubbies.  Your abstract star shaped form is just perfect as it is. 


PISCES - "Someone sent a band to my house, and it started playing at five in the morning. I took this as a sign that God wanted me to sing!" - Hafiz, I Took It As a Sign

Your 2nd and 12th houses are most active this week.  The 2nd is not just money, but what you place value on. The 12th is your inner or spiritual life.  Whatever you decide is a sign IS a sign.  If you place value on music, you'll hear God in music. If you place value on gardening, you'll see God in every carrot top poking through the soil.  Where  you get your signs is less important than recognizing them because it gives life meaning.

PLANETS THIS WEEK

SUN - Pisces
MERCURY --> Pisces
VENUS - Aries
MARS - Gemini
JUPITER - Aries
SATURN - 29° Aquarius
URANUS - Taurus
NEPTUNE - Pisces
PLUTO - 29° Capricorn
CHIRON - Aries
CHARIKLO - Aquarius
CHAOS - Gemini (Rx)
N. NODE - Taurus
CERES - Libra
PALLAS - Cancer
JUNO - Aries
VESTA - Aries
LILITH - Leo
ERIS - Aries
SIRIUS- Cancer (fixed)

TRANSITS THIS WEEK

Monday 27 February 
Occultation of Mars by the Moon
Mercury sextile Eris 

Tuesday 28 February 
Venus sextile Chariklo
Juno conjunct Eris  

Wednesday 01 March 
Venus  square Pallas 
Venus  conjunct Jupiter 
Sun  trine Pallas 

Thursday 02 March 
Mercury trine Chaos 
Mercury conjunct Saturn @ 29° Aquarius!

Mercury enters Pisces

Friday 03 March

Venus  conjunct Chiron 

Saturday 04 March 
Vesta  sextile Chariklo 
Mercury  quincunx Ceres 

Sunday 05 March 

Mercury  sextile N Node 

Monday 06 March 
Sun sextile Uranus 
Mercury  quincunx Lilith 

BitchScopes for the week of February 20-27 - Unfuckwithable! - A Heroine's Journey

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Stay with me and read the whole thing, because this is a play in 5 acts kind of week…

When I look at the transits as a whole, the overall feeling that comes to me is one of emotional discomfort, vulnerability, insecurity (stuff that needs to be healed - Chiron) and feeling a bit overwhelmed by feelings to the point that opportunities might be missed. There's a lot of Aries energy forming up (moon, Jupiter and Venus!)  Aries wants to do stuff. Let's make a plan and take some action! But we have to adjust our plan (quincunx energy is adjustment) to make room for compassion (Pisces, Chariklo) . We might be so laser focused on our goal, that we neglect to factor in the needs of others. There’s definitely a rebellious spirit in the air. We have more activity than usual from Lilith and one of those is a quincunx to the Sun - this speaks to facing our past, our repression, and our rage. Lilith doesn’t mess around with just feeling bitter and passive aggressive. She’s more like the “fuck around and find out” gal. But I’m getting ahead of myself because Lilith energy kinda turns me on, ya know?

I’ve included some of the moon’s transits, which I normally do not. The moon is a fast moving object and it aspects all the planets on a regular basis. But this Pisces new moon we just had was significant, and we are in the waxing crescent phase all week long. Waxing crescent is a time of taking action and rebuilding. We are moving toward our goal of healing our hurt and our rage. Healing is an ongoing and unending process. We do it every single day, and this week has the potential to unlock a big shift and a level up. The reason I have included the moon this week is because this is a seemingly emotionally fraught week. But let’s break this down before we freak out.

So Monday, as the play begins, we have our Heroine on stage, wounded and confused - we start with a Chiron transit to Mercury, and this give us insight into our wounds.

Tuesday we want to nurture, we want to accept Jupiter’s offer of expansion of compassion, but we are impatient due to Mercury square Uranus.

Wednesday is a peak day - Our Heroine is gearing up. Wednesday the moon moves out of Pisces and into Aries where we are getting fired up. We have our wheels turning, we want to act, we want to make a plan. We need to make accommodations and space in the plan for healing. We are antsy. And we may be in our own way with this plan. Jupiter is occulted (eclipsed) by the Moon on Wednesday. Jupiter’s opportunities, optimism, and expansion is muted by our emotions, but only briefly. As the moon moves away and Jupiter emerges, then Jupiter’s energy is super loud and emphasized for a little bit, and we'll get a power boost. (As a side note, the moon occults other planets on a regular basis. However, the moon occults Jupiter only 4 times this year.) The moon sextiles Pluto Wednesday, and this is deep and intense feelings (this happens every couple of weeks).

It seems by Thursday we have moved out of a phase of being overwhelmed and into a phase of being a little pissed. The Moon is still in Aries. This is good. Anger is a motivator and a mover of energy. Aries wants to get shit done. Our Heroine’s healing journey gets real and she makes an intense discovery within herself.  The sun forms a quincunx with Lilith  which is awkward at best, but forces us to come to terms with our pain and transform it into power. 

Friday, our Heroine is using what she’s learned to care for more than just herself, but also those around her.  The moon (still in Aries) squares Lilith (who has been in Leo only since mid January after being in Cancer since April of 2022). This is deep, deep emotion that reaches into the cracks of your soul - OOF! You will find all kinds of things in those crevices where you’ve been broken - anger, grief, abandonment, rejection…yeah it's just a bowl of emotional fruity pebbles, right? This square to Lilith happens about twice a month, although, you probably only notice this when you are going through something. (I feel there must be a reason I am noticing it in *this* week, and I think it's because this week screams empowerment through pain!) She's on the move as the moon moves into Taurus, and anger morphs into this energy that I can best describe as “Mama Bear”. I am very familiar with this energy myself as it is a big part of who I am, and not just for my own kids. This Mama Bear energy is also a “fuck around and find out” vibe. Compassion and rebellion combine to make a protective barrier...the product of the alchemical process of adding grief and sacrificial love together. She emerges, a hero, having rescued herself and protected those she loves.

Don’t feel nervous about all the emotional shit. You should feel a bit excited about this. Because under all this emotion is purpose. When the energy of the various feelings burns off, we are left with a deeper knowing of not just ourselves, but our partner(s) and “bear cubs”. A calling is forming. Not necessarily a calling that is like “Hey quit your job and sell everything and let’s go do blah blah blah.” This is more like a calling that will be added to your current soul plan. Not a rewrite, but a revision…an amendment. It will give us clarity. Look at the Heroine’s journey we have from Monday to Monday! We move from victim to Victorious.

Monday the 27th we have Mercury sextile Eris, which is fearless and bold expression of “You can not reject me. You can not fuck with me. I am unfuckwithable!”

ARIES - Much of the activity I discussed in the summary is happening in Aries, which is your 1st house of self.  There's a rebirth going on within you. The truth is, that rebirth has been building for awhile. But this new moon in Pisces we just had is really getting something moving.  The Aries activity feeds into Lilith in your 5th house, which is a fantastic place to have her! Sexual liberation and personal confidence...hello?! Get ready world, this Aries bitch is comin' out! 


TAURUS - The flurry of Aries activity happens in your 12th house. This is an awkward place for Aries, because it's not a house of action, its one of introspection.  This is a spiritual awakening. and that spiritual work is feeding into Lilith in your 4th house of home where it will strengthen your foundations.  Lilith enables you to be more authentic in your family dynamic, and can act as a protective energy for your home. Go full woo and get out the sage and salt and get your house blessed for the Spring Equinox. 

GEMINI - Gemini, you've got Aries all up in your 11th house of your peeps.  This is great energy for you, as it will encourage connections, help you find your audience, and bolster your tribe.  That energy is feeding into Lilith, who is currently in your 3rd house of communication. So if you're in publishing or podcasting, this is good stuff!  No matter how or with whom you are communicating, Lilith will help you find your authentic voice. 


CANCER - Aries rules your 10th house of public life, reputation, and career. You have a lot of plans and things you're trying to do, professionally.  You should start to see things coming together with a little more regularity.  Lilith is in Leo in your 2nd house of money.  She's transforming your money guilt into badassness and unapologetic earning power.  You won't feel the need to over explain yourself regarding money now. You'll stop second guessing your worth! Big things are coming together for you. 

 

LEO - Aries rules your 9th house of expansion, experience, travel and learning.  You might start to feel pretty restless over the next few days/weeks.  If you can't get on a plane and go to Tuscany, at least move your body. It will help the frustrated Aries energy to dissipate.  Also try to engage your brain in learning something new or expanding your experience of the world in some way.  Lilith is currently in your 1st house, giving you a whole new "no fucks given" makeover.  You have already undergone a lot of the hard work, and now you are learning to settle in to your new skin.  Lilith will help you embrace all the parts of you so that as you go out into the world, you are a more authentic version of you. 


VIRGO - This period is a deep dive for you.  Aries rules your 8th house, which is deep in and of itself. Lilith is currently in your 12th house, which is the shadowy-est house.  Aries in your 8th house will want to take action toward healing your relationships with money and sex.  Believe it or not, where one of those energies goes, the other tends to follow.  If you have difficulty accepting money, you probably have difficulty being vulnerable and receiving sexual pleasure.  This energy is connecting with your 12th house of the past, karma, and shadow work. Lilith will liberate you in big ways if you let her!  


LIBRA - This should be a pleasant shift for you. While there is a shift into Aries, the Sun is just now getting comfy in Pisces and that does soften things up a bit, which suits you.  Aries rules your 7th house of relationships, so things that need to get done in the way of relationship healing will be activated now. All that energy is feeding into and being empowered by Lilith in your 11th house of friends and associates.  No more fake friends for you. Lilith is cleaning house and you will find yourself letting go of people who do not appreciate the real you and encourage you to be authentic.  Out with them! 


SCORPIO - Your work life is getting a makeover.  Aries rules your 6th house and you'll be motivated to change up your routine, or your office layout, as well as some of your daily habits.  This house also rules health, so if you get the itch to do some exercise, please do. Aries energy has a tendency to collect if its not given movement, and you'll feel it in your body.  Lilith in Leo is in your 10th house of career and public image.  She's going to give you an authenticity make over.  This isn't like Saturn where you have to prove yourself. This is an infusion of confidence and badassness.  You probably already have felt this brewing. Let it in! 


SAGITTARIUS - Excuse me while I put on some Barry White music for you... Aries rules your 5th house of play and pleasure. Venus and the moon in that sign will stir up romance and ooh-la-la vibes for you.  I don't think I need to instruct you, since you're a fire sign and this energy is also in a fire sign.  Lilith is also in a fire sign, so DAMN. Calm your tits, and let's not set everything on fire.  Lilith here is going to ask you to dig down and find what you truly believe in.  She's going to question your spiritual expectations and push against blind faith and dogmatic beliefs.  Expect to have a different outlook on life and your experiences after she is finished. 


CAPRICORN - This Aries influence is going to help you get shit done around the house. Aries rules your 4th house of home and family.  You might have a brief hiccup with family or mother energy when Jupiter is occulted by the moon, but it will be moving on quickly. Other than that, Venus should be inspiring you to make things pretty. You might feel antsy for the Spring to come, so channel that frustration into something indoors if you must.  Lilith is over in your 8th house where she is at one of her most powerful placements! She will be eliminating any shame you have around sexual expression or feelings of value from other people. This is a badass Lilith placement so I hope you enjoy it, you kinky bitch!


AQUARIUS - Aries rules your 3rd house of communication and social events.  You might feel more social (less anti social haha) than usual during this time.  Meanwhile Lilith is over in your marriage house transforming it into its truest form.  Authenticity and honest are key to her work there, and because she is the goddess of sexual liberation, you can expect a deepening of your sexual relationship as well.  Single? Probably not for long unless you want to be.  She'll still be stripping off any layers of shame you have about relationships and imbuing you with confidence and sexiness to do with whatever you damn well please!  


PISCES - You have Aries ruling your 2nd house of income, so you should see a boost in money that comes in during this time, as well as a boost about your feelings around it.  Lilith is in Leo in your 6th house. This is a fantastic placement for her when it comes to feelings about our body.  She will remove any shame you have about your body, your health, and how you feel in your skin.  She might even inspire some new self care habits that you can incorporate with no guilt!  This is a great period of "love and value yourself" for you! 

PLANETS THIS WEEK

SUN - Pisces
MERCURY - Aquarius
VENUS - Aries
MARS - Gemini
JUPITER - Aries
SATURN - Aquarius
URANUS - Taurus
NEPTUNE - Pisces
PLUTO - 29° Capricorn
CHIRON - Aries
CHARIKLO - Aquarius
CHAOS - Gemini (Rx)
N. NODE - Taurus
CERES - Libra
PALLAS - Cancer
JUNO - Aries
VESTA - Aries
LILITH - Leo
ERIS - Aries
SIRIUS- Cancer (fixed)

TRANSITS THIS WEEK

Monday 20 February
Mercury Sextile Chiron 
Moon quincunx Lilith 
Moon quincunx Ceres 
Moon square Mars 

Tuesday 21 February
Ceres opposite Vesta 
Mercury square Uranus 
Jupiter sextile Chariklo 

Wednesday 22 February
Pallas quincunx Chariklo 
Mercury trine Mars 
Moon conjunct Jupiter

Occultation of Jupiter by the Moon 
Moon sextile chariklo
Moon trine Lilith
Moon sextile Pluto 
Moon conjunct venus 

Thursday 23 February
Sun quincunx Lilith 
Sun quincunx Ceres
Jupiter square Pallas 

Friday 24 February
Ceres sextile Lilith 
Venus trine Lilith 
Venus opposite Ceres 
Sun sextile North Node 
Moon square Lilith 

Saturday 25 February
Intermission/no pants day :)

Sunday 26 February
Mercury sextile Juno 
Saturn trine Chaos
Venus conjunct Vesta 

Monday 27 February
Mercury sextile Eris