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Saturn moves into Pisces AND a full moon in Virgo! BitchScopes for the week of March 6-12

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Ok bitches! Here we are. Astrologers have been talking about March 2023 for many months.  This week, things start shifting!   I'm going to cut straight to the chase this week. Saturn enters Pisces on Tuesday after being in Aquarius for 2.5 years.  Here's what I wrote at the beginning of 2023 about this crucial transit:  On March 7, Saturn will leave Aquarius for Pisces. This should be interesting! These are totally opposite energies - Saturn is boundaries and rules and Pisces is connectedness and spiritual. Saturn in Pisces Dates: February 14th 1935, to April 25th 1937 October 17th 1937, to January 14th, 1938 March 23rd, 1964, to September 16th, 1964 December 16th, 1964, to March 3rd, 1967 May 21st, 1993, to June 30th, 1993 January 28th, 1994, to April 7th, 1996 March 7th, 2023, to May 24th, 2025 September 1st, 2025, to February 13th, 2026 Themes: Religion, discipline, boundaries, lack of boundaries, confronting addiction, charity, compassion, depression, ...

Buckle your seatbelts, but first...poetry - BitchScopes for Feb 27th - March 6th

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Listen to BitchScopes as a Podcast on Spotify:    https://spoti.fi/3XMdHDL Email me:  Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Other Bitch Podcasts: Anchor.fm/ Bitchstory  or on Spotify:  https://spoti.fi/3ZcFEWo Anchor.fm/ Bitchsplaining  or on Spotify:  https://spoti.fi/3YV6yT0 Well, this is nice for a change - there are minimal major transits this week. There are always minor transits, but a bitch can only focus on so much, and I prefer to play with asteroids rather than semi-whatevers. There’s plenty of asteroid activity. The reason I love working with the goddess asteroids is well, because they are the goddesses. But they give us deeper self awareness. I feel like they are a little more personal in their energy, and a little easier to access for whatever reason. So the major transits this week are Venus conjunct Jupiter and Mercury conjunct Saturn - and both of these transits are once-a-year events. The former gives a pleasant and peaceful vibe to the week. ...

BitchScopes for the week of February 20-27 - Unfuckwithable! - A Heroine's Journey

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Listen to BitchScopes as a Podcast on Spotify:    https://spoti.fi/3XMdHDL Email me: Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Other Bitch Podcasts: Anchor.fm/ Bitchstory or on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3ZcFEWo Anchor.fm/ Bitchsplaining or on Spotify:  https://spoti.fi/3YV6yT0 Stay with me and read the whole thing, because this is a play in 5 acts kind of week … When I look at the transits as a whole, the overall feeling that comes to me is one of emotional discomfort, vulnerability, insecurity (stuff that needs to be healed - Chiron) and feeling a bit overwhelmed by feelings to the point that opportunities might be missed. There's a lot of Aries energy forming up (moon, Jupiter and Venus!)   Aries wants to do stuff. Let's make a plan and take some action! But we have to adjust our plan (quincunx energy is adjustment) to make room for compassion (Pisces, Chariklo) . We might be so laser focused on our goal, that we neglect to factor in the needs of others. There’s definitely a r...