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So much happening! BitchScopes for March 13-20

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Listen to BitchScopes as a Podcast on Spotify:    https://spoti.fi/3XMdHDL Email me:  Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Other Bitch Podcasts: Anchor.fm/ Bitchstory  or on Spotify:  https://spoti.fi/3ZcFEWo Anchor.fm/ Bitchsplaining  or on Spotify:  https://spoti.fi/3YV6yT0 Y'all!  There is a lot happening this week!  The Sun moves into Aries and we celebrate the Spring Equinox.  We have both Mercury and Venus changing signs. And quite a few significant transits.  I will admit I don't have the attention span to ramble like I normally do, so I'm going to go through the most significant transits (in my humble opinion).  Monday we have a no pants day, yay!  No major transits to report.  Tuesday Mars squares Neptune - this transit happens about once a year.  When Mars retrogrades we get it twice. This transit can bring scandal and intrigue.  Kylie Jenner and Britney Spears and Henry VIII all were born with a strong Mars...

Saturn moves into Pisces AND a full moon in Virgo! BitchScopes for the week of March 6-12

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Ok bitches! Here we are. Astrologers have been talking about March 2023 for many months.  This week, things start shifting!   I'm going to cut straight to the chase this week. Saturn enters Pisces on Tuesday after being in Aquarius for 2.5 years.  Here's what I wrote at the beginning of 2023 about this crucial transit:  On March 7, Saturn will leave Aquarius for Pisces. This should be interesting! These are totally opposite energies - Saturn is boundaries and rules and Pisces is connectedness and spiritual. Saturn in Pisces Dates: February 14th 1935, to April 25th 1937 October 17th 1937, to January 14th, 1938 March 23rd, 1964, to September 16th, 1964 December 16th, 1964, to March 3rd, 1967 May 21st, 1993, to June 30th, 1993 January 28th, 1994, to April 7th, 1996 March 7th, 2023, to May 24th, 2025 September 1st, 2025, to February 13th, 2026 Themes: Religion, discipline, boundaries, lack of boundaries, confronting addiction, charity, compassion, depression, ...

Buckle your seatbelts, but first...poetry - BitchScopes for Feb 27th - March 6th

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Listen to BitchScopes as a Podcast on Spotify:    https://spoti.fi/3XMdHDL Email me:  Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Other Bitch Podcasts: Anchor.fm/ Bitchstory  or on Spotify:  https://spoti.fi/3ZcFEWo Anchor.fm/ Bitchsplaining  or on Spotify:  https://spoti.fi/3YV6yT0 Well, this is nice for a change - there are minimal major transits this week. There are always minor transits, but a bitch can only focus on so much, and I prefer to play with asteroids rather than semi-whatevers. There’s plenty of asteroid activity. The reason I love working with the goddess asteroids is well, because they are the goddesses. But they give us deeper self awareness. I feel like they are a little more personal in their energy, and a little easier to access for whatever reason. So the major transits this week are Venus conjunct Jupiter and Mercury conjunct Saturn - and both of these transits are once-a-year events. The former gives a pleasant and peaceful vibe to the week. ...