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Bitchstrology for 1/29- 2/4 -Curiosity, Insight, Action, Healing

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Horoscopes by Sign available here:  Patreon.com/houseofbleep Email me:  kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Get a personal reading with me:  12Listen Call Scheduler Podcasts:   Bitchstory Bitchscopes Bitchsplaining Instagram:  instagram.com/kellymcbitch Hey Bitches, Comment allez vous? Good…great…oh, really? They did!?  That's crazy!  Ok good chat. So this week appears to be heavy on the Mercury , which can be a very quick moving and rapidly changing energy , especially when it comes to intellect, ideas, thoughts, sometimes even feelings and mood.  So we must stay on our toes. Our intuition will be strong this week (Mercury sextile Neptune and Chariklo sextile Pandora), and we’ll be open and receptive to insight and changes (Pandora sextile Circe) .  And that’s a good thing because It appears that there’s a bit of a mini spiritual crisis afoot (Mercury quincunx Vesta) as well, which goes hand in hand with the Mercurial energy.  We migh...

Bitchstrology for the week of January 22nd - Full Moon in Leo, and Full Speed Ahead (almost)

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Horoscopes by Sign available here:  Patreon.com/houseofbleep Email me:  kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Get a personal reading with me:  12Listen Call Scheduler Podcasts:   Bitchstory Bitchscopes Bitchsplaining Instagram:  instagram.com/kellymcbitch Hey Bitches, I’m back on my bullshit * wink* Some of you may have felt a little confused by last week’s goddess-palooza.  To put it in a single sentence - I have found meaningful parallels between traditional astrology and the transits of the goddess asteroids. And to make it clearer, I made a table - see I told you I’m on my bullshit. I’m a freak in the (spread)sheets! On the left side are this week’s transits of the major planets and their traditional interpretations. On the right are some of this week’s goddess transits and their interpretations (which I did not make up…their info is out there.)  I’ve arranged them so the meanings line up. This week’s main events are: Venus entering Capricorn, the F...

Brand New Bitchstrology for my birthday week! (this was not intentional!) Week of 1/15/24

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Horoscopes by Sign available here:  Patreon.com/houseofbleep Email me:  kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Get a personal reading with me:  12Listen Call Scheduler Podcasts:   Bitchstory Bitchscopes Bitchsplaining Instagram:  instagram.com/kellymcbitch Hey Bitches, I have been on a journey this weekend writing these BitchScopes. I really don't know what came over me. I have been feeling a little meh about all my projects. But when I sat down to write BitchScopes, it's like I became possessed. It's 9pm on Sunday and I just finished them. Because I went down some delicious rabbitholes, and guys, BitchScopes are reborn! It's funny, because my birthday is this coming weekend, and the Pluto Cazimi is on my bday too. That has to be what's happening! Anyway, I hope you love them. Bitchscopes are going to go much deeper as we move ahead. You're gonna learn things you didn't know, like I have. But I did it like a friggi Gemini rising, or like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix......