Re-Feminist History (aka Bitchstory)

Hey Bitches, how are you? You survived last week, so that’s something!  I got hammered with a head cold so I cleared my entire week and stayed in bed. I didn’t get better any faster for doing so, which annoyed me. But while I was convalescing, I did feel some energy shifts, and that was interesting to observe. I’m pleased to tell you that this week is much calmer, on the planetary front at least. It is a week of Mercury without a doubt. Mercury changes signs and moves into Taurus, where he is much slower than in Aries. Our thinking, expression and planning will be practical, slower, and determined. If Aries can be described as “searing” (cooking hot and fast), Taurus is “low and slow”. (Maybe I was hungry when I wrote this?) Mercury indeed accounts for the majority of the activity this week. And what’s better -  the vast majority of the transits are very positive. Our themes this week are passion, rebellion, strength, determination, and potential. I love seeing the ...

Listen to BitchScopes as a Podcast on Spotify:    https://spoti.fi/3XMdHDL Email me:  Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Other Bitch Podcasts: Anchor.fm/ Bitchstory  or on Spotify:  https://spoti.fi/3ZcFEWo Anchor.fm/ Bitchsplaining  or on Spotify:  https://spoti.fi/3YV6yT0 I heard from many  friends and clients about feeling kinda emotionally strung out, weepy, angry, clumsy, and a variety of weirdness and unusual events.  Yep, that checks out. With so many moving parts, and some of the parts that are doing new things for the first time in years, things are bound to need some adjustment periods.   Anyway, we have to process this energy,  and it can feel a bit harsh and bajiggity.  This week is probably the biggest planetary shift I’ve ever covered  - Pluto moving into Aquarius!   This happens on Thursday…and the date tickles me - 3/23/23 .  But just before that happens (and I mean JUST before), the Sun enters Aries...

Listen to BitchScopes as a Podcast on Spotify:    https://spoti.fi/3XMdHDL Email me:  Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Other Bitch Podcasts: Anchor.fm/ Bitchstory  or on Spotify:  https://spoti.fi/3ZcFEWo Anchor.fm/ Bitchsplaining  or on Spotify:  https://spoti.fi/3YV6yT0 Y'all!  There is a lot happening this week!  The Sun moves into Aries and we celebrate the Spring Equinox.  We have both Mercury and Venus changing signs. And quite a few significant transits.  I will admit I don't have the attention span to ramble like I normally do, so I'm going to go through the most significant transits (in my humble opinion).  Monday we have a no pants day, yay!  No major transits to report.  Tuesday Mars squares Neptune - this transit happens about once a year.  When Mars retrogrades we get it twice. This transit can bring scandal and intrigue.  Kylie Jenner and Britney Spears and Henry VIII all were born with a strong Mars...

Ok bitches! Here we are. Astrologers have been talking about March 2023 for many months.  This week, things start shifting!   I'm going to cut straight to the chase this week. Saturn enters Pisces on Tuesday after being in Aquarius for 2.5 years.  Here's what I wrote at the beginning of 2023 about this crucial transit:  On March 7, Saturn will leave Aquarius for Pisces. This should be interesting! These are totally opposite energies - Saturn is boundaries and rules and Pisces is connectedness and spiritual. Saturn in Pisces Dates: February 14th 1935, to April 25th 1937 October 17th 1937, to January 14th, 1938 March 23rd, 1964, to September 16th, 1964 December 16th, 1964, to March 3rd, 1967 May 21st, 1993, to June 30th, 1993 January 28th, 1994, to April 7th, 1996 March 7th, 2023, to May 24th, 2025 September 1st, 2025, to February 13th, 2026 Themes: Religion, discipline, boundaries, lack of boundaries, confronting addiction, charity, compassion, depression, ...