Re-Feminist History (aka Bitchstory)

Email me:  kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Get a personal reading with me:  12Listen Call Scheduler BitchScopes (horoscopes) by Sign available here:  Patreon.com/houseofbleep Podcasts:   Bitchstory Bitchscopes Bitchsplaining Instagram:  instagram.com/kellymcbitch TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@bitchstrology Well Happy New Year all my darling Bitches, Bitchsters, and Bitchtresses!   I always find it interesting that January 1 is such a big deal. The Zodiacal new year would be when the Sun enters Aries on March 21st (the Spring Equinox). It’s kinda weird that we just decided that the transition from December to January would be this big deal, and is somehow vastly different than any other monthly transition. Idanno, but we all bought into it so here we are with all the new year, new you bullshit.  Look, I’m the same me, I’m just more tired than the me last week. Maybe it’s because I’m an Aquarius, but I’ve always hated goal setting, q...

Happy holidays bitches!  I hope it was Merry and Bright. Mine was OK. You know how I feel about holidays. However - Happy Kwanzaa to those that celebrate it! If you like to do some shopping after Christmas, look for black and female owned businesses this week . This week we celebrate the New Year, roll up our hopes and dreams and wishes (and ballots) and stroll into 2024 with fingers crossed. There are a few big things happening this week in addition to the New Year, and the day-after-Xmas sales… We have a full moon in Cancer, 3 planets stationing direct, and Venus enters Sagittarius.  That’s just the major stuff, which is probably all I will cover this week- so let’s do it. Tuesday is the Full Moon. She’s at 4° of Cancer at 4:33pm Pacific. This is a great opportunity to release emotional burdens at the end of the year.  This moon conjunct Sirius, which is said to be our spiritual Sun, and sextiles Jupiter, creating an expansive flow of emotions. Sirius can beam psychic i...

Well, here we are with another week of a whole bunch of significance. Much of what I’m seeing in this week’s planetary movements is positive. T h e r e i s a l o t o f i n s p i r a t i o n a v a i l a b l e t o u s ; it is sort of the season of inspiration in most parts of the world. Monday we start off with Mercury trine Jupiter, which gives us expansive thinking and ideas. We had this transit on the 7th of this month, but this time, Mercury is retrograde. It still carries essentially the same energy, but we might be re-visiting some ideas from that time. Tuesday the Sun conjuncts the Galactic Center at 27° of Sagittarius. This is an annual transit which I’ve written about a few times . The GC is literally the center of the milky way swirl we call home. It shifts a little over time, but is around 27° currently. This conjunction carries a really strong energy of inspiration and downloads of information that are beyond our usual reach. Wednesday, Vesta, the goddess of t...

Guys, let’s tawk. How are you? For me, this last week has been ex-fucking-zausting! Mercury retro-shade, as the cool kids call it, has been fucking with literal lights and electrical shit in my life. I don’t have time (or the know-how) to troubleshoot an electrical panel and every single electrician I know is an ex boyfriend, or a friend’s ex husband. This Mercury retrograde lands in my 7th house of relationships, so that seems about right. Annoying AF, let me tell you. But with my darling Libra husband’s help, I got the fucking snowman lit up, along with the stupid light up reindeer that shed glitter all over hells half acre. I mean, I like the glitter part but it doesn’t alleviate the rage of assembling shit. The holidays are just a burden in my opinion. I tell people all year long that I fucking love the shit out of them. I buy fun shit all year. For that matter, I have twinkle lights and glitter all year! I don’t need this stupid holiday pressuring me! I don’t wanna bake cookies a...

Welp, here we are, Bitches. December. The last month of the calendar year. If you had some goals for this year and  didn’t get them done in the previous 11 months, I guess you’re fucked… Ha. Well first of all, time is a construct. Secondly, end of year, beginning of year, tomayto, tomahto. Every single month we get a full and new moon to set and reset our goals and intentions. So fuck the end of year blues and New Year’s Resolutions. Lame. I declare making resolutions OUT, and letting ourselves off the fucking hook IN. We don’t need to put EXTRA pressure on ourselves to constantly BE and DO and CONQUER and ACHIEVE and PLAN!  Y’all need to calm down! We aren’t even in Capricorn season yet! Ok so anyway *smoothing my apron*, December. We get to end the year with a Mercury retrograde, but I’ll talk about that next week. This week we have Venus moving into Scorpio, Neptune goes direct, and honestly, nothing massively urgent happening. Praise the planets, they got the “calm the fu...