Re-Feminist History (aka Bitchstory)

Well guys, I’m in official vacation  mode! I’ll be in Hawaii this coming week. I am leaving the transits thru the end of June. Key dates are the Summer Solstice, and the New moon in Cancer.  If I find myself with some time on my hands I’ll post some details for you.  If you are on Instagram, follow @i_am_kellymc. I may just post a picture of myself on the beach with a drink in my hand and a flower in my hair. Stay tuned. Enjoy this week’s energy, be grateful for what you have, be open to receiving more by believing in your intrinsic worth.   June 20 Mercury sextile Jupiter June 21 Venus trine Pluto Sun enters cancer   (SUMMER SOLSTICE )  If you wanna go all out, invite your friends over for a potluck, sing some songs around a bonfire and write some intentions for releasing something or a question you’d like answered by the Universe. and burn it.  If you wanna keep it simple, get some fresh flowers and light some candles.  Treat yourself to som...

Take my hand and let’s go down a rabbit hole. If you’ve followed me for a while, you know I’m an Aquarius, and if you’ve been paying attention, you know Aquarius is ruled by Uranus, which can be chaotic, as well as rebellious. This was one of the early aha moments for me when I began to learn astrology via my own chart. When I problem solve, I am very likely to take apart, disassemble, or completely blow up what was already in existence so that I can see all the parts and thingies and then come up with a way to put it back together so it meets the current needs. I always thought I was just a little broken, until I met other Aquarians who operate much the same way. Look to where you have Uranus, and Aquarius, and see if this doesn’t apply to you. My Uranus is in my 5th house of creativity. Having Uranus here in this area of my chart amplifies my creative energy, and it gets that dose of chaos and visionary magic. Most art (I would argue “all art”, to varying degrees) is born out of...

This week the planets are fairly quiet, which is a huge relief. Since the planets are not doing as much, I pulled up the moon’s transits to help me find the pulse and the energy of this week. The moon will provide a more personal vibe, rather than societal, relationship, or anything outside the self. I also provide which signs are emphasized on each day. If you are a Cancer, Leo, Capricorn, Pisces, you should have a smooth week. Of course, Cancer and Leo are affected every day, since they are ruled by the constantly moving Sun and Moon, but there is not major activity in either sign. Of course, it's unlikely to be a smooth and peaceful week in all ways or for all of us, in which case, seek out peace when you get triggered.  School's out.  Get your feet in some dirt, or water!  I pulled a Tarot card for each sign, so I will mash all that info together to give you your BitchScope for this week. Monday - Inspired and Powerful (Virgo, Gemini and Aries) Tuesday - Wild and ...

How the hell are we in JUNE? Other than hating the summer heat, I ain’t mad about it, because May was a doozy…so was April…as was most of 2021. Anyway…here we are! We’ve come through an intense eclipse season. Eclipses hasten changes, speed up timelines, and can cause dramatic events…such as? Oh Idanno. Bold legal moves about women’s rights, righteous rage about gun violence, asshole leaders to take over sovereign countries and need to be checked… All of what we are going through as a country (USA) is happening under the umbrella of the Pluto return. People don’t get Pluto returns (unless they are Yoda, but then again, Yoda wasn’t a person.) Pluto’s cycle is 248 years long. And this is not a “return” that any of us would like. Pluto doesn’t fuck around. Pluto looks around at what’s wrong and sets it on fire. “Try again!” is the “suggestion”. Pluto and Saturn met up in 2020 to discuss how to restructure the company. Who is getting fired? Who is getting a raise? What departments n...

This week, work-life and relationship intertwine in a positive way, making both feel a bit more positive and empowered. Mars and Venus enter their ruling signs, allowing both signs to be at their best. However, Mars may overstep a little, or…step in it. More on that in a minute. The New Moon on Monday the 30th encourages us to cultivate new connections, to be curious, and to seek clarity after swimming in the murky waters of the eclipses, and the overall fuckery of May. Rinse your mind of foregone conclusions in the dark of the new moon and be open to new ideas.  Saturn squares this moon, so dream big, but do the work too.  As I write this, Mars is at 29° and Venus is conjuncting Eris, so things are a little pissy. Mercury is sextiling Mars, which offers confidence in expression. Throughout this week, Pluto does what Pluto does best and makes things intense and sometimes painful. Mars conjuncts Jupiter, which is another confidence boosting aspect…and that is what I was refe...

In looking at the whole of May, I can’t help but notice how quiet the goddess asteroids are this month. There are fewer transits of my favorites asteroids this month than any month I can remember. Where are the badass ladies? I would like to think they are having a meeting about the fuckery that’s currently happening, planning the next steps they will take; especially Lilith and Eris, who both embody righteous anger, resentment of oppression, and refusal to be subservient. I think we are in the calm before the storm, or in the eye of the hurricane.  The forces of resistance are gathering their weapons.  There are a few transits with a couple of the goddesses this week, but 3 out of 4 of them are squares, indicating tension and conflict. It's no secret that in current events, the patriarchy is running amok and drinking the misogyny kool-aid. Everything in our world seeks balance . When you observe social issues and politics over a long period of time, you will notice that w...

Hey Bitches and Bitchsters! I’m back! Pretty sure. Mostly. Feeling better overall so I’m gonna go ahead and claim I’m back to full and vibrant and badass health. Sure! So there’s 3 things I’m focusing on for this week’s scopes : Jupiter entering Aries, Mercury retrograde in Gemini, and a Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in Scorpio. Whoa! That’s quite a week! Maybe I should get back in bed? Nay, I shall persevere! And so shall you. I am calling this week "Big Dick Energy" with the double entendre dangling there intentionally.  It will give us a boost of confidence in some cases, and it other cases, it may be a big, jerky asshole, aka, a dick.  It is likely a combination of both.  But remember, BDE is a quiet confidence, not an obnoxious arrogance.  Deep rooted self esteem is the goal. If you have it, you can lean into that BDE, if you don't, it is the Universe's goal for you.  This is a lot of energy for one week, so it will be interesting.  Mercury Retrograde beg...