Re-Feminist History (aka Bitchstory)

Since I entered my 40s (almost a decade ago, but nevermind!) and my kids have been so busy, I started to absolutely delight in calendar planner days that had nothing on them. I mean, the level of joy I am filled with by a day with nothing scheduled to do is matched only by…well i don’t know. Free days are the highest octave of joy right now. That is how I feel when I see a day with no major astrological transits. It’s bullshit of course, just a little trick my mind plays, because even if there is “nothing” major going on in the sky, your personal chart can have aspects at any time. But still, empty days are fucking delightful! And we have one next Saturday! Granted, Sunday is chock full, but let us just enjoy that blank day! I am calling it “no pants day”. If you remember listening to my radio show in the early days, I talked a lot about having a blanket fort, and hating pants. I even have a bracelet that says “fuck wearing pants”. I value that women can wear pants if they want,...

Ok gang, buckle up. If I am any indication of the coming energy, and I often am, we are in for a very busy, very distracted, possibly chaotic week with some guaranteed power struggles. I try to keep things positive around here in Bitchdom, and we will bring it around to that, but I’m not going to blow sunshine up your skirt about this energy. First, I was rather taken aback that we are already at a New Moon. I guess the start of the school year really threw me off because I swear the Full Moon was just a couple days ago, but…obviously it was 2 weeks ago! You know I love a new moon, but this one has me giving some side eye. More on that in a moment. The Sun enters Virgo on Monday, Uranus stations retrograde on Wednesday and Mercury enters Libra on Thursday. This amount of personal feeling change is bound to make many people feel a bit wobbly. But we will get our shit together quickly. The Sun in Virgo is such a great opportunity to get your house in order - be it your literal hous...

This week feels like a real mixed bag. Intuitively I feel like that Aquarius moon cracked open some unexpected things. Uranus (Aquarius’ ruler) is so sneaky. I swear no matter how much I study a personal transit and try to anticipate what and how it will hit my chart/my life, if Uranus is involved, there’s no predicting. Stuff that was activated last week is necessary for progress. Aquarius is pretty fixated on progress and isn’t great at taking no for an answer. As the sign of humanitarianism and vision and hopes & dreams, there’s a lot of emotion invested, even though you might not know it by looking at a stoic Aquarius. So regardless of how you did or didn’t do ritual for the Full Moon, it activates what it activates, and it will do its damndest to move you toward your dreams (or sometimes your North Node). I think that Aquarius is pretty no bullshit, so whatever came up for you, trust it, even if it meant letting go of something so you can receive something else. We coul...

In what appears to be, much to my chagrin, an August theme, this week starts off with a bang. This is a good bang (haha), but I am, as I have mentioned previously, tired of living in extraordinary times. I’m being a little dramatic. I’m allowed because it’s Leo season and I have a Leo moon. So Monday we have the Lion’s Gate portal. Usually I write more about this but it kinda snuck up on me. This is the rising of the star Sirius, which has been revered for centuries as the “spiritual sun”. During this portal, we are imbued with extra luck for abundance (8/8 numerology), and can receive psychic downloads that help us level up in our lives. Monday’s other transits match up nicely with the Lion’s Gate portal vibe, emphasizing wisdom and life purpose. Tuesday we could run into some kerfuffles due to arguments or clashing strategies. Creative energy is high; you just have to figure out how to be a creative genius and still fly under the radar of the people you are around daily. Wedne...

Well, HellOOO August. In true Leo fashion, August starts off with a bang. On Sunday July 31, Uranus conjuncted the North Node, which presents shake ups to the direction we are headed. I would like to interject that I am SO.TIRED. of living in extraordinary times. Boredom, where art thou? I miss thee… Ok anyway, then on August 1st Mars hops into the line up, creating this triple conjunction that I’m sure you’ve heard about several times now. This is very rare. Uranus and the North Node meet up every 15 years, but they haven’t been in Taurus together since ancient times - i.e. a long ass time ago! To have the 3 of them together is remarkable. And do we ever need some Divine shake ups here on Earth! Everyone be cray! All the countries and all the humans and errrrthang be cuckoo! A friend of mine was commenting on the very hot weather here and jokingly said “does God hate us?” Another friend replied “I would if I was God”. It made me chuckle. Sometimes I wonder if God/Goddess re...

This is a week I look forward to every year - the Leo New Moon. I love Leo season, and this new moon will offer a lot of comfort and respite from the harsh world full of bullshit and assholery that we have all grown so exhausted from. Leo is heart centered, proud and confident, as well as playful and expressive. Even when we don’t feel confident, Leo season sprinkles a little of its magic on all of us. As with every new moon, you should take advantage of this opportunity for a fresh start by doing some work manifesting or setting intentions.  Because I am surrounded by cats, I get a lot of Leo energy every damn day. Dogs just look at your with their plaintive eyes, as they beg for food while you eat. They are not generally as “in your face” (literally) as cats are. Cats are not subtle about what they want. One of my cats scratches at the door at night (for hours) if I don’t let him sleep with me. One lays on my face when he wants affection. One paws my face if she wants to d...