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Buckle your seatbelts, but first...poetry - BitchScopes for Feb 27th - March 6th

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Listen to BitchScopes as a Podcast on Spotify:    https://spoti.fi/3XMdHDL Email me:  Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Other Bitch Podcasts: Anchor.fm/ Bitchstory  or on Spotify:  https://spoti.fi/3ZcFEWo Anchor.fm/ Bitchsplaining  or on Spotify:  https://spoti.fi/3YV6yT0 Well, this is nice for a change - there are minimal major transits this week. There are always minor transits, but a bitch can only focus on so much, and I prefer to play with asteroids rather than semi-whatevers. There’s plenty of asteroid activity. The reason I love working with the goddess asteroids is well, because they are the goddesses. But they give us deeper self awareness. I feel like they are a little more personal in their energy, and a little easier to access for whatever reason. So the major transits this week are Venus conjunct Jupiter and Mercury conjunct Saturn - and both of these transits are once-a-year events. The former gives a pleasant and peaceful vibe to the week. ...

BitchScopes for the week of February 20-27 - Unfuckwithable! - A Heroine's Journey

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Listen to BitchScopes as a Podcast on Spotify:    https://spoti.fi/3XMdHDL Email me: Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Other Bitch Podcasts: Anchor.fm/ Bitchstory or on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3ZcFEWo Anchor.fm/ Bitchsplaining or on Spotify:  https://spoti.fi/3YV6yT0 Stay with me and read the whole thing, because this is a play in 5 acts kind of week … When I look at the transits as a whole, the overall feeling that comes to me is one of emotional discomfort, vulnerability, insecurity (stuff that needs to be healed - Chiron) and feeling a bit overwhelmed by feelings to the point that opportunities might be missed. There's a lot of Aries energy forming up (moon, Jupiter and Venus!)   Aries wants to do stuff. Let's make a plan and take some action! But we have to adjust our plan (quincunx energy is adjustment) to make room for compassion (Pisces, Chariklo) . We might be so laser focused on our goal, that we neglect to factor in the needs of others. There’s definitely a r...

New moon at 1° Pisces - BitchScopes for the week of February 13-19

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This will be an interesting week. Let’s just cut to the chase and go through it day by day: There are some of those 29° aspects again this week. On Monday we have the first of them with Pluto quincunxes Chaos, which indicates that the Authority (or the Usurper of Power) will have to adjust. This would be like trying to shoot a grape off the head of a sailor standing on the deck of a ship in the raging North Sea (Damn I love my analogies). Tuesday we have some rebellious words and ideas Wednesday there’s a mix of love blindness (I guess some call that Romance), nurturing, and feeling like hardships are helping to clarify our purpose Thursday the Sun conjunct Saturn is all about responsibility and maybe the burden of it. Friday Mercury sextiles Jupiter, which can provide a broader outlook and the confidence of having better or more information, however, then the Sun trines Chaos at 29°. This is a test of character, integrity, a sense of urgency at the very core. And the moon conjuncts...

Pluto at 29° - BitchScopes for Feb 6-13

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How was that full moon for you bitches? There were definitely some dramatic events, both globally and personally. A couple of those 29° aspects from last week hit me in the personal parts of my chart. And we have a couple more this week. On Friday, Mercury conjuncts Pluto at 29° of Capricorn . Personally this can lead to some profound inner discoveries, as this is a very psychological conjunction. Globally, I would not be at all surprised if one of the global “leaders” says something “intense” (or stupid, or incendiary). “Intense” is the best word to describe that transit. Last week I said watch what happens between February 11th and March 23rd , because Pluto will be at 29° of Capricorn that whole time. Capricorn represents the patriarchy, the old world leaders, the conservative parties, dictators, fascism, and corporations. Corporate greed and unchecked Capitalism are out of control, and I think we are going to see a showdown of the old and the new. It has been coming. It has ...

BitchScopes for Jan 30-Feb 6, 2023 - Full Moon in Leo!

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Hello Glittery Bitches (aka “Glitches”? Ok sure) Hey Glitches! I’m back. I took last week off to celebrate my 50th birthday, and it was great. But here we are, creeping into February already! We start this week off with a no pants day. if you’re new here, that means a day with no major transits. But look, every natal chart is going to have activity that is different and more personal than planet to planet transits, and pants suck no matter what so bitch, you go pantsless whenever you want! I noticed something on Tuesday and Saturday - There are a bunch of transits at 11° and 29° . If you’re a numerology nerd, you can make of that whatever you wish. In astrology 29° is called the “anaretic” and it is an indication of urgency and restlessness. When you see 29° in a natal chart it is particularly interesting as it pertains to the person’s personality and the way they operate in the world. When I see it in the transits, I definitely take note. When one of the slower planets hits 29...

Bitch on Break - just the highlights

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Here’s this weeks major transits (according to moI). BitchScopes will be back next week in all their glory 😉🖤  Here we are in Aquarius season, and it’s not a typical one.  We entered Aquarius on Friday, Saturday we had a new moon in Aquarius at 1°, and Monday Aquarius’ ruler Uranus goes direct.  There’s a wave of fresh energy coming and ushering in a new era (the Age of Aquarius) one tiny step at a time.

Enter the Season of Spock with a loaded week - BitchScopes for January 16-23

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Hey Bitches! Its birthday week in the Blanket Fort! I’m turning 50! What else could you possibly need to know? Nothing!  Ok great, that's it.  Have a good week! Heehee. Naw, I jest. That's far from "it".   This really is a packed week full of significant transits. Sometimes I have to sit with the transits for a minute to intuit what the overarching theme is. This week it's pretty clear: progress!  We have planets going direct, a perfect new moon, and lots of big themes.  We start the week with Mars (now Direct! yay!) quincunxing Mercury Rx. This is burning the candle at both ends and spinning our wheels . We may be so hungry for progress that we overdo it. This transit happens twice this week. Progress will come. Let’s keep our shit together. on Wednesday, Mercury goes direct at 8° of Capricorn. (Mars went direct at 8° of Gemini). Full speed ahead will happen, so there’s no need to push it. Let Mischievous Mercury do his thing. Don’t push. The Su...